Carlos Unleashed
@asktheprisoner.bsky.social
43 / Emotional slut. Writer. Playwright. Freed from prison, 6yrs later. It's fear and loathing from the tropic of cancer and flying out of the cuckoo's nest... Pinko from bizarro world sipping Kublai Khans with dead poets. Narf.
The world needs more people like you.
January 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
The world needs more people like you.
Ever make "Rajas Con Crema?"
January 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Ever make "Rajas Con Crema?"
My family and friends have over and over asked me to open a restaurant.
If it wasn't so time consuming I would.
Instead I have a good idea for a cooking reality show. No gimmicks but damn innovative! Considering your dishes you would be great at it! The Q is, do you have a camera personality?
If it wasn't so time consuming I would.
Instead I have a good idea for a cooking reality show. No gimmicks but damn innovative! Considering your dishes you would be great at it! The Q is, do you have a camera personality?
January 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
My family and friends have over and over asked me to open a restaurant.
If it wasn't so time consuming I would.
Instead I have a good idea for a cooking reality show. No gimmicks but damn innovative! Considering your dishes you would be great at it! The Q is, do you have a camera personality?
If it wasn't so time consuming I would.
Instead I have a good idea for a cooking reality show. No gimmicks but damn innovative! Considering your dishes you would be great at it! The Q is, do you have a camera personality?
Yeah that's a good one! Thank you for your service!
Power tip: add a pair of socks.
Wet wipes and socks a fucking golden when on the streets!
Power tip: add a pair of socks.
Wet wipes and socks a fucking golden when on the streets!
January 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Yeah that's a good one! Thank you for your service!
Power tip: add a pair of socks.
Wet wipes and socks a fucking golden when on the streets!
Power tip: add a pair of socks.
Wet wipes and socks a fucking golden when on the streets!
Omg this is priceless!
Thanks Kennedy!
Thanks Kennedy!
January 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Omg this is priceless!
Thanks Kennedy!
Thanks Kennedy!
Lately I've been buying bottles of vodka and handing them out to the houseless.
I was on the streets for two years, and to my partner and at the time, such a gift would've been the best.
"Give others what loving gifts they want. Not what you think they should have."
I was on the streets for two years, and to my partner and at the time, such a gift would've been the best.
"Give others what loving gifts they want. Not what you think they should have."
January 25, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Lately I've been buying bottles of vodka and handing them out to the houseless.
I was on the streets for two years, and to my partner and at the time, such a gift would've been the best.
"Give others what loving gifts they want. Not what you think they should have."
I was on the streets for two years, and to my partner and at the time, such a gift would've been the best.
"Give others what loving gifts they want. Not what you think they should have."
Can I Lebowski it?
I pick "Dude" as my gender!
It's completely fluid, completely amorphous, pan-everything, and it's better than the pronoun that people used to use for me: asshole.
I pick "Dude" as my gender!
It's completely fluid, completely amorphous, pan-everything, and it's better than the pronoun that people used to use for me: asshole.
January 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Can I Lebowski it?
I pick "Dude" as my gender!
It's completely fluid, completely amorphous, pan-everything, and it's better than the pronoun that people used to use for me: asshole.
I pick "Dude" as my gender!
It's completely fluid, completely amorphous, pan-everything, and it's better than the pronoun that people used to use for me: asshole.
You rock! Let's trade recipes!
January 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
You rock! Let's trade recipes!
Treading in Reddit is SCARY.
January 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Treading in Reddit is SCARY.
My crystal ball says you have a future as a film critic.
January 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
My crystal ball says you have a future as a film critic.
So... is that woman going to have a good time in prison? Cause... Is it "just" to send a sex offender to a prison where it is full of people from their preferred sexual orientation, people that are the same gender as their victims?
Would a judge send a man who raped women into a woman's prison?
Would a judge send a man who raped women into a woman's prison?
January 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
So... is that woman going to have a good time in prison? Cause... Is it "just" to send a sex offender to a prison where it is full of people from their preferred sexual orientation, people that are the same gender as their victims?
Would a judge send a man who raped women into a woman's prison?
Would a judge send a man who raped women into a woman's prison?
Wow! That was a fantastic "Bitch please!" Old school Jerry Springer slap back!
Now I see why the algorithm recommended you!
Now I see why the algorithm recommended you!
January 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Wow! That was a fantastic "Bitch please!" Old school Jerry Springer slap back!
Now I see why the algorithm recommended you!
Now I see why the algorithm recommended you!
Holy fuck! Lol!
January 25, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Holy fuck! Lol!
Oh... My... God! Beautiful! I once had three black cats. The girl would sleep on my neck. Shadow would sleep in an armpit. And Yoko would sleep on my... Uhh... Well, between my legs!
January 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Oh... My... God! Beautiful! I once had three black cats. The girl would sleep on my neck. Shadow would sleep in an armpit. And Yoko would sleep on my... Uhh... Well, between my legs!
Wait? Aren't you just describing like 34.8% of earthlings?
January 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Wait? Aren't you just describing like 34.8% of earthlings?
Invisibility WAS the best super power. And not just for creepos! Lol. Now we have way too many sensors. Ocular invisibility is useless with infrared and seismographs and motion detectors and audio sensors and spectrometers and blah blah. Now stock market manipulation! That's a corporate superpower!
January 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Invisibility WAS the best super power. And not just for creepos! Lol. Now we have way too many sensors. Ocular invisibility is useless with infrared and seismographs and motion detectors and audio sensors and spectrometers and blah blah. Now stock market manipulation! That's a corporate superpower!
Reposted by Carlos Unleashed
Interesting insight... I sometimes feel like I'm living in my own Malkovich hole myself. Real life fucking egg cinema. No psychedelic flashbacks. Just a regurgitating Sartre like nausea seeing the reflections of former selves in the spectres of the marionettes we call people.
January 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Interesting insight... I sometimes feel like I'm living in my own Malkovich hole myself. Real life fucking egg cinema. No psychedelic flashbacks. Just a regurgitating Sartre like nausea seeing the reflections of former selves in the spectres of the marionettes we call people.
Interesting insight... I sometimes feel like I'm living in my own Malkovich hole myself. Real life fucking egg cinema. No psychedelic flashbacks. Just a regurgitating Sartre like nausea seeing the reflections of former selves in the spectres of the marionettes we call people.
January 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Interesting insight... I sometimes feel like I'm living in my own Malkovich hole myself. Real life fucking egg cinema. No psychedelic flashbacks. Just a regurgitating Sartre like nausea seeing the reflections of former selves in the spectres of the marionettes we call people.
It's funny. I used to think this in my prison cell. And then I realized that none of that mattered. The future is nothing but imagination, and the past is nothing but other figments in the mind. And that's when I began to have the best time alone. I loved my cell, wrote three books and six plays...
January 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM
It's funny. I used to think this in my prison cell. And then I realized that none of that mattered. The future is nothing but imagination, and the past is nothing but other figments in the mind. And that's when I began to have the best time alone. I loved my cell, wrote three books and six plays...
Just saw you on an old Last Week Tonight. And the shit you went through pisses me off. I'm sorry you couldn't just be you without the label. Trust me. I get it! Felon for life! No one thinks of the psychosocial conditions that put people in situations...
Anyhow, just wishing you a beautiful evening.
Anyhow, just wishing you a beautiful evening.
January 21, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Just saw you on an old Last Week Tonight. And the shit you went through pisses me off. I'm sorry you couldn't just be you without the label. Trust me. I get it! Felon for life! No one thinks of the psychosocial conditions that put people in situations...
Anyhow, just wishing you a beautiful evening.
Anyhow, just wishing you a beautiful evening.
Reposted by Carlos Unleashed
There's no official. Anon sprung up like Hinduism. And anyone who knows shit about Anon knows it's the original idealistic block chain. An Anon today might not be Anon tomorrow. That's the beauty. Heroes and social hacktavists that do their job, no need for credit, and disappear.
#supportanonymous
#supportanonymous
January 21, 2024 at 3:58 AM
There's no official. Anon sprung up like Hinduism. And anyone who knows shit about Anon knows it's the original idealistic block chain. An Anon today might not be Anon tomorrow. That's the beauty. Heroes and social hacktavists that do their job, no need for credit, and disappear.
#supportanonymous
#supportanonymous