@askshemeshka.bsky.social
Today is a new day for you mortal. Go one day forward at a time. Succeed. Make bank. Above all, understand that I will not allow you to die before you pay me back every dime that I loaned you wretched mortal, plus extensive interest!
*preen*
#ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd
*preen*
#ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Today is a new day for you mortal. Go one day forward at a time. Succeed. Make bank. Above all, understand that I will not allow you to die before you pay me back every dime that I loaned you wretched mortal, plus extensive interest!
*preen*
#ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd
*preen*
#ominouslypositiveShemeshka #Planescape #dnd
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Consider mortals: what's the point of dressing up in costume and trying to trick me? I have true seeing, magic to make an archmage weep, and stylish tieflings with knives.
Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump straight to where you give me all of your candy!
*preen*
#Planescape #dnd
Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump straight to where you give me all of your candy!
*preen*
#Planescape #dnd
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Consider mortals: what's the point of dressing up in costume and trying to trick me? I have true seeing, magic to make an archmage weep, and stylish tieflings with knives.
Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump straight to where you give me all of your candy!
*preen*
#Planescape #dnd
Don't kid yourselves. Let's just jump straight to where you give me all of your candy!
*preen*
#Planescape #dnd
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
October 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Obviously I Google my own name.
*castigating, judgmental stare*
You mortals are freaks.
[Art by Nanihoo]
*castigating, judgmental stare*
You mortals are freaks.
[Art by Nanihoo]
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Obviously I Google my own name.
*castigating, judgmental stare*
You mortals are freaks.
[Art by Nanihoo]
*castigating, judgmental stare*
You mortals are freaks.
[Art by Nanihoo]
The Duality of Shemeshka:
Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine.
Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab the offender in the back in an alleyway.
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
#Planescape #dnd
Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine.
Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab the offender in the back in an alleyway.
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
#Planescape #dnd
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Duality of Shemeshka:
Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine.
Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab the offender in the back in an alleyway.
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
#Planescape #dnd
Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine.
Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab the offender in the back in an alleyway.
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
#Planescape #dnd
In light of recent events...
*intrinsic yugoloth misotheism intensifies*
*intrinsic yugoloth misotheism intensifies*
May 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In light of recent events...
*intrinsic yugoloth misotheism intensifies*
*intrinsic yugoloth misotheism intensifies*
Happy Easter mortals!
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
April 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Easter mortals!
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
Since arcanaloths can shapeshift, you never know who might be an arcanaloth! I might be anyone around you! For instance, I might be that ultra sexy, intelligent, loquacious store manager, or even that ultra drop dead sexy, intelligent, loquacious businesswoman! I could be anyone! Anyone!
*preen*
*preen*
March 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Since arcanaloths can shapeshift, you never know who might be an arcanaloth! I might be anyone around you! For instance, I might be that ultra sexy, intelligent, loquacious store manager, or even that ultra drop dead sexy, intelligent, loquacious businesswoman! I could be anyone! Anyone!
*preen*
*preen*
Please do understand mortals, that I don't just hold you all in utter disdainful contempt. I view -every- creature other than myself in precisely the same light.
What I'm trying to say is that no, you aren't special.
*preen*
#backhandedcompliment? #Planescape #dnd
[Art by Nanihoo]
What I'm trying to say is that no, you aren't special.
*preen*
#backhandedcompliment? #Planescape #dnd
[Art by Nanihoo]
March 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Please do understand mortals, that I don't just hold you all in utter disdainful contempt. I view -every- creature other than myself in precisely the same light.
What I'm trying to say is that no, you aren't special.
*preen*
#backhandedcompliment? #Planescape #dnd
[Art by Nanihoo]
What I'm trying to say is that no, you aren't special.
*preen*
#backhandedcompliment? #Planescape #dnd
[Art by Nanihoo]
Do go on. No. Seriously. Keep flattering me.
*preen*
*preen*
March 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do go on. No. Seriously. Keep flattering me.
*preen*
*preen*
My august 'lothy presence now deigns to grace this other miserable mortal social media stream. I will gracefully accept your praise, and your rent payment, and your misery.
*PREEN*
[Art by Nanihoo]
*PREEN*
[Art by Nanihoo]
March 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My august 'lothy presence now deigns to grace this other miserable mortal social media stream. I will gracefully accept your praise, and your rent payment, and your misery.
*PREEN*
[Art by Nanihoo]
*PREEN*
[Art by Nanihoo]