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@askr.bsky.social
· Apr 24
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Halloween solved
October 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Halloween solved
Man I've actually hit a breaking point with looking at bigoted, hateful Twitter, guess it's time to finally make the move to safe, woke Bluesk- WHAT THE?!??
October 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Man I've actually hit a breaking point with looking at bigoted, hateful Twitter, guess it's time to finally make the move to safe, woke Bluesk- WHAT THE?!??
crushing Claritin in my oatmeal, call that Pollen Oats
May 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
crushing Claritin in my oatmeal, call that Pollen Oats
didn't have time for an ice bath this morning, had to just dip my balls in a glass on the way out the door
February 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
didn't have time for an ice bath this morning, had to just dip my balls in a glass on the way out the door
what I like about drinking is that it makes me feel bad the next day but also that it's not really fun at the time
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
what I like about drinking is that it makes me feel bad the next day but also that it's not really fun at the time
British people be like "I have ADheytchD"
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
British people be like "I have ADheytchD"
really helpful video demo on these carhartt thermals
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
really helpful video demo on these carhartt thermals
Too Sore to Beat Off: My Fitness Journey
December 4, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Too Sore to Beat Off: My Fitness Journey
eating it* from the back
*a burrito bowl
*a burrito bowl
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM
eating it* from the back
*a burrito bowl
*a burrito bowl
All views are my own. Every single one.
April 24, 2024 at 12:37 PM
All views are my own. Every single one.
2 different women have dated Batman and married Tom Cruise
September 10, 2023 at 1:10 AM
2 different women have dated Batman and married Tom Cruise
Danny Masterson DJed at the bar I used to work at a couple times and came to the afterparties with the staff and regulars and when I met him he asked if I liked his set and I was kinda drunk and just said like "well, ya know..." dismissively and then he tried to fuck my girlfriend
September 9, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Danny Masterson DJed at the bar I used to work at a couple times and came to the afterparties with the staff and regulars and when I met him he asked if I liked his set and I was kinda drunk and just said like "well, ya know..." dismissively and then he tried to fuck my girlfriend
Tried to take a screenshot of the timeline but the image came out like this for some reason?
August 25, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Tried to take a screenshot of the timeline but the image came out like this for some reason?
J'ai très, très peur, ça c'est certain
Percolator
Stereolab · Song · 1996
open.spotify.com
August 25, 2023 at 4:13 AM
J'ai très, très peur, ça c'est certain
Could God make a Ska song so good that he couldn't pick it up?
August 13, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Could God make a Ska song so good that he couldn't pick it up?
Good morning! Have a safe and fun Friday and let's make sure that everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
August 11, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Good morning! Have a safe and fun Friday and let's make sure that everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
watching Beau is Afraid for the 4th time AMA
August 9, 2023 at 4:50 AM
watching Beau is Afraid for the 4th time AMA
yeah I'm poly, poly gonna settle down with a nice girl sometime soon
August 8, 2023 at 7:03 PM
yeah I'm poly, poly gonna settle down with a nice girl sometime soon
reskeet with a banger picture of your dog
July 29, 2023 at 4:06 PM
reskeet with a banger picture of your dog
normalize cracking a couple beers with the boys on a friday night
July 29, 2023 at 3:42 AM
normalize cracking a couple beers with the boys on a friday night