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Screen shot of a tweet from @dril that says, “issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" that is dated 2:02 AM on Feb 15, 2017
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Had to say so long today. He was a good dog.
A very handsome beagle wearing a blue Snoopy/Dodgers handkerchief with a look of bemused detachment Same beagle as the first picture looking straight at the camera this time with a slight head tilt as if he was experiencing curiosity for the first time Same beagle as the first two pictures but his ears are slightly back and he’s looking to the left in a not quite shifty look but definitely implying he was caught or up to something (mostly he was probably tired of having his attention held for all of the pictures to get taken)
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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remember the time that spider-man's clone died and turned to dust on a roof then spider-man just left the remains there with the clothes and shoes and everything
Comic panel with Spider-Man kneeling on a rooftop ledge as the corpse of his clone turns to dust. First dialogue box which is from the POV of the resurrected clone remembering his death says: "Dying in your arms, I was at peace...until I felt myself start to dissolve--the way Miles Warren's clones do when they decay." Second dialogue box says: "That's when I realized..." Third dialogue box says, "Everything I am is a lie." Three comic panels. Panel one shows Spider-Man on the same roof from the previous picture looking at the dusty remains of his clone getting carried off by the wind as the clothes he was just in when he was alive are still present, red shirt and everything. The dialogue box says, "The only good part was..." Second panel shows the same set of remains with the dialogue box that says, "...at least it was over." Spider-Man is peacing out and swinging away, just leaving that mess on a roof. Maybe he intended to go get a bucket or a dustpan and come back but it's not like he says that he wants to clean it up or anything. Third panel is the same remains with nary a Spider-Man to be found. There's a dialogue box that says, "Except..." On the rest of the page, Miles Warren comes back and scoops up some of the remains, presumably to make a new Peter Parker clone that somehow retains the memories up to and including dissolving into his maroon shirt and jeans and shoes. But great responsibility doesn't mean leaving your gross clone dust up on someone's roof, Spider-Man!
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Don’t make me tap the sign.
Screenshot of my own post where I said, “There's no one meaner to Matt Cardona than WWE and no one more willing to take the abuse than him.” It’s self-aggrandizing, sure, but that’s social media in a nutshell, right? Anyway, Matt Cardona is almost pitiable, but I think he’s doing well for himself. But I feel like the psychic from that early season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who told Kyle that Mauricio is never going to fulfill her. She was ultimately correct but I don’t want to be smug about it. And yet…!
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Dudes will look at this and say hell yeah
Front page of the NY Post with Zohran Mamdani holding a hammer and sickle looking bad ass despite them trying to pick a bad pic but he’s just too handsome and charming with the headline “On your Marx, get set, Zo! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor THE RED APPLE”
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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This is barely a joke.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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That sweater is at its limit. The belly is pushing up into the buttons. He’s one of our members.
Black and white picture of Babe Ruth eating something while in a sweater that is pulling on the buttons because it is at its limit. His hair looks really nice, though.
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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It’s heartening to know one isn’t alone.
A handsome and chill dude who is clearly very smart and cool wearing sunglasses and a wide brimmed hat holds a green sign with the Andor quote, “I have friends everywhere.”
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Keep thinking about this panel from The Ultimates for some reason…
Panel from The Ultimates (2024) #12: Doom is pointing to the reader. Left dialogue box says, “You all talk of revolution, but when the decisive moment comes...? Even knowing we will fail--Knowing for an absolute certainty--you refuse to take the necessary steps!” Right dialogue box says, “What are you walting for? This world is a prison. What do you have to lose but your chains?”
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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That’s gonna be a no from me, big dog.
Screenshot of a Google News notification from Deadline that says, “'One Day In October', Scripted Series About 2023 Attack On Israel, Lands At HBO Max”
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet: lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 9:33 AM • 9/14/22
September 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Post a meme made by you

(I was too chicken to post this when it was relevant, and yet it still is sorta)
Cover of Uncanny X-Men 124 where Colossus wears a Communist themed set of red overalls with a picture of Marx inside the hammer and sickle along with a red beret. He’s holding up Cyclops and Storm by the throat. The cover has been meme-ified to include Cyclops saying, “Don’t you understand leftists? We’re your friends!” Colossus is labeled Bernie Bros. Storm is labeled MSNBC. Cyclops is labeled with the hashtag #VoteBlueNoMatterWho.
August 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This show (and the books it’s based on) hits in such a specifically hard to define way.
Jeevan Chaudry sitting down in the birthing center with a sign that says YAY on his head despite looking quite crestfallen and out of his depth
August 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Can’t wait to skip Summerslam forever!
Screenshot of a Fightful post with the headline “Triple H Does Water Spit In Front Of The White House” that has a link to an article and a picture of Paul Levesque outside the White House looking like an egomaniac mark, ready to jump up and down for the sex pest President with whom HHH has a lot in common since they both love running cover for people accused of sex trafficking
August 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Hasbro just did a box set of the band as a San Diego Comic Con exclusive.
Action figure box set of the fake GI Joe band Cold Slither; the box is in the background and the four figures are in front with two on the left holding guitar accessories, the third sitting at a drum set, and the fourth playing a keytar
July 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Screen shot of a tweet from October 1, 2016 from @bronzehammer that says, “Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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One of my favorite little bits in Friendship was Craig having only this picture as a decoration in his garage.
President Barack Obama’s senior staff pictured in a room as they watch the Seal Team 6 operation that compromised Osama Bin Laden to a permanent end, which John Cena then announced to a WWE crowd later that night.
June 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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It’s a picture of the Why You Always Lying guy in a light blue open shirt in front of a roll up gate. He has a mischievous look on his face as if to say that he knows you’re not telling the truth. Come on, bro. It’s obvious you do not have the truth on your side. Be serious.
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave’s Fenton’s Horse Ranch sketch. An elderly woman looks resigned on the left, a bearded elderly gentleman dressed in ranch wear with a cowboy hat is in the center looking frustrated as only an old man can, and a brown horse blissfully unaware of the size of his hog or even the human conceit of comparison is on the right. Closed caption states, “You can’t compete with these horse hogs.”
June 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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the satire singularity
Screenshot of an Instagram post from The Onion published on 5/13/25 with a picture of Sean Combs that says, “Sean Combs asks for quick trial so he can get to part where Trump pardons him” Screenshot of a Rolling Stone article by Asawin Suebaeng and Cheyenne Roundtree dated May 16, 2025 that has a picture of both Donald Trump and Sean Combs with the headline that reads “Sean Combs allies are actively working for a Trump pardon” and a subheading “Longtime Combs associates have spent months cozying up to Trump officials to play groundwork for clemency pleas”
May 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Screen shot from Get Out of Bradley Whitford saying he'd vote for Obama for a third term if he could
April 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Scott Steiner in Impact Wrestling giving his infamous percentages promo wearing his chainmail headdress and sunglasses while being interviewed by a blonde woman; Steiner’s lady bodyguard is behind her, and Petey Williams is in the foreground to the right dressed like a Mini-Me version of Big Poppa Pump
March 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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when the principal has to take a pie to the face at a school function
Screenshot of an Elon Musk tweet from 2/17/25 where he wrote: “I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own” because he’s presumably very depressed and sad and that’s funny because he could just shut up and be rich but instead he needs to be liked when the solution to that in life is to not be a Nazi asshole and most people will probably be inclined to like or love someone. Oh, well.
March 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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[REDACTED]
The cover to Gavin Newsom’s masturbatory podcast’s fourth episode where he keeps platforming white nationalists and this week’s guest, Steve Bannon, shown wearing only one collared shirt even though he normally wears two to three.
March 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Mort Crim awarding the Chump of the Week to two absolutely dumb pieces of shit named Gavin Newsom and Charlie Kirk. Mort is at a desk, news anchor style with a chyron of his name and the word Live with “4 News” in the corner. The upper left corner shows Newsom with Kirk in a picture from the former’s podcast looking like a couple of chuds. Mort looks like he’s really done with their bullshit.
March 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM