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Askii, Happy Girlmore
@askii.bsky.social
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rabbit-ears-haver. death by 1000 projects. "Big Suit" EP coming very soon. "Untitled Lesbian Egg Game" VN development underway.

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fuuuuuck I cannot handle another exorcism this year this year
scribbley angry line drawing of a angry guy saying fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. have you guys seen this before I just found it
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Bernie meme where he is once again asking for you to (do what i yoinky). hes also mentioned a gloop and a splurgy, but yall dont know about that huh
August 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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transcript of the screenshot from notes app: Someday, my enemies will say “Fuckin’ A” about me. and by that, i mean they will be lamenting me by saying “Fucking Ana”. And by that, I mean they will be saying that in response to being asked the Question “what were you just doing” whilst I sneak out the back door - you know what they say, keep your friends close but your enemies sexual conquests
August 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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tenstacles
bocconcini in water in a clear deli container. My Andre the giant ass hand with mustard yellow nail polish is holding it. typing this is giving me reverse Uncle Jack dysphoria
August 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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follow #dreb. follow #strimp. Follow #ueg
screen shot of a tumblr notification that reads “Get inspired by #gog, follow #gog for fresh new content
August 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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new vocal stim just dropped
a screenshot of an instagram reel by jaronclinch: a young man in ice fishing gear smiles very genuinely into the camera. a screenshot of an instagram reel by jaronclinch: a young man in ice fishing gear looking longingly into the camera.
July 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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i am In the Lab. Doing experiments that laynobles would not understand
a dingy ass wooden table with a bunch of fuckas armature wire and Tools, such as needle nose pliers and fishing line. There are little pieces of armature wire everywhere, but little did you know they are all individual experiments with Glue. New Glue. We are in the Latex Age. All of this is taking place atop a stove mat designed for stoves but is in My Workshop (on a tv tray in front of my couch in my living room. I feel like an old woman knitting)
July 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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a middle aged man who is drunk as fuck is taking a bite of cheese pizza. He’s wearing a sky blue shirt with two skinny gold chains on. It’s the little Caesar’s meme. The caption reads “Ascendance of a bookworm taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you isekai sucks” because fuck you I love it when the small child builds an entire economy..
July 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Askii: fuck a sandwich artist
July 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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FUCKING uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Blonde girl with pigtails and a pink v neck shirt staring into the camera like a silly person !!! So crazy !!! Love her
July 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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was Margie’s death necessary?
A screenshot of a Facebook post from Celina 52 Truck Stop, the image in the post is a woman in a red shirt standing in front of a pac man arcade machine in a convenience store. The text reads: “Our long-time Cashier Margie had to be put down this morning after a 6-month investigation found that her high score in our Pac-Man Arcade occurred while she was on the clock and not on lunch break as initially thought. After clearing her High Score, we allowed her one last moment with the machine before ending her.” There is a Facebook AI suggestion underneath the image that reads “Was Margie’s death necessary?”
July 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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a gif from always sunny episode the gang exploits the mortgage crisis, Mac saying to Dennis “I call it ‘Mac’s Famous Mac and Cheese’”
June 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I can hear Google saying “bruh” to me through the screen rn
Screenshot of the AI suggestions from Google, titled “Is Solo Leveling hit or flop”.
June 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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journalling
Screenshot of notes app: 10am - I am NOT wasting today!!!!! 7pm - Welp, I *kinda* wasted today?
May 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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in the neon sign
flashing up and down
I am born again
the quick revive machine from black ops 1 zombies, Kino Der Toten map
May 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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when the waiter at the restaurant where you eat rocks asks you how many rocks you’d like to eat:
April 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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ppl keep asking me where I work out and it should be obvious
Blonde girl with hair pulled up in a pony tail with a long bang strand hanging in front of her face. She’s wearing glasses and a green knit turtleneck sweater with a small gold pendant necklace.
April 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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my dinner looks like a first graders lunchbox r/mildlyinteresting
an apple, a sandwich, and apple juice sitting on a glass desk with a LED keyboard behind it
April 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Blonde girl with a weird curling wand thing in her hair, looking straight in the camera the Mayor Of Whoville
April 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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photos taken seconds before disaster
March 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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something about chasing the snakes out of Ireland
Girl with wavy long blonde hair wearing a green dress, a pearl necklace, and wavy silver bracelet smiling with her hands together in front of her. She’s standing in front of a bookshelf of VHS tapes, a guitar, and a CRT (tube TV). Girl with wavy long blonde hair wearing a green dress, a green velvet hair clip, and wavy silver bracelet leaning against a CRT (tube TV) and VCR with a small Pathos plant on top. She is in front of a bookshelf of VHS tapes.
March 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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tf u know about this
March 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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embracing the weeb in me to get back into cooking (miso soup with napa cabbage and beef 😇)
A bowl of miso soup with thin cut steak, napa cabbage, tofu, seaweed, green onion. The bowl is sitting on a sort of red peacock-patterned fabric.
March 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Andre the giant’s hand holding a beer can. The beer can fits into his palm
March 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM