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Displaced sorcerer adjusting to a new world and seeking a way home. I set things on fire, but I don't mean to. Magic incantations are hard when you have a thick accent. Advice columnist from Fairbay. Maybe I can give advice here. This world seems broken.
Reminds me a little of home... except we don't have many of those smart animal types. There's one semi-smart species that kind of looks like a cross between a dog and a gremlin. And there's werewolves of course. Nasty big buggers those things. Then there's those Vanali - but they might be trees...
December 9, 2024 at 12:59 AM
caution!

I don't know if anyone can hear me.

What do you mean I can't just yell into Mike? Who is Mike? Hold on. What button? Oh I see what you m...
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM
In the Fairbay newspaper. Maybe if you need some advice I can help.

Ask Hamish if you have a problem. I've been told I approach problems from a unique viewpoint. But people seem happy with the results.

Most of the time. There was this drow who still seems to hold a vendetta. So follow advice with
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM
So here I am, exploring these magical webs. They are not sticky, so it seems mostly safe for now. I'm looking for a portal home. But that will take gold. Or whatever the equivalent coinage is here. Somebody talked about cryptic money, but I might need help with the puzzles.

Back home I give advice.
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM