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What on earth is the pumpkin queen
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What on earth is the pumpkin queen
I've never even heard of most of these
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've never even heard of most of these
The classic. Those are great though.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The classic. Those are great though.
Impressed you had Brussel sprouts by choice. But also impressed by the whole bottle of cider.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Impressed you had Brussel sprouts by choice. But also impressed by the whole bottle of cider.
NYOOOHH
darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him
Alt: darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him
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November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
NYOOOHH
Then tell me about LAST MONTH ITSA! LOL
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Then tell me about LAST MONTH ITSA! LOL
I mean no, I have no oven involved. But...yes I do want to see you stuffed silly really badly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I mean no, I have no oven involved. But...yes I do want to see you stuffed silly really badly.
Ooo great job. I hope you keep going since I know you can handle more. Today's definitely the day to do it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ooo great job. I hope you keep going since I know you can handle more. Today's definitely the day to do it.
I mean I'm sure you can at least smuggle them in.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I mean I'm sure you can at least smuggle them in.
Best kind of jail
a woman is holding a bag of cookies and saying " i wonder if they serve cookies ... in jail "
ALT: a woman is holding a bag of cookies and saying " i wonder if they serve cookies ... in jail "
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November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Best kind of jail
I'm so sorry. This started from an in joke from last night and I ran with it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm so sorry. This started from an in joke from last night and I ran with it.
No that's ah spicy meatball!
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No that's ah spicy meatball!
Dinner time is the best time for someone to enter the witness protection program. And by program I mean the digestive system until it's time for them to leave the safe house. And by safe how I mean stomach. IF you know what I mean. *upturns collar*
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dinner time is the best time for someone to enter the witness protection program. And by program I mean the digestive system until it's time for them to leave the safe house. And by safe how I mean stomach. IF you know what I mean. *upturns collar*
*makes man put on animal ears* He do what he gotta do. Gonna make 'em sleep with the fishes...he had for dinner. Safely. Ya know. Like an aquarium. Yeah, ya know, for protection.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*makes man put on animal ears* He do what he gotta do. Gonna make 'em sleep with the fishes...he had for dinner. Safely. Ya know. Like an aquarium. Yeah, ya know, for protection.