Anyone in the Houston area- call or text me if you or someone you’re with get arrested at a protest. I will help you or find someone who can.

I got this cool new brooch but now I’m worried I might be mistaken for an advisor to the Trump administration.

Save the date!

Please be true

I signed up to read to my daughter’s 2nd grade class today, but I couldn’t find an age-appropriate book about my job, so I wrote one last night and popped it in a 3 ring binder. Also I colored it in myself. I’m grateful for this opportunity to maximally embarrass my child.

Did you say, “hello”?

As you all know, tonight the Christmas Dinosaur comes to take your wishlists to Santa. We only now realized He is probably a carnivore and our offerings of broccoli and cookies would not be as well-recieved as some chicken bones and salami. So here goes nothin’.

Christmas list as dictated by my 3 year old. His “rainbow house” is where he insists he lives part-time in the forest with his imaginary friend Dixie (male) and other mom (who eats snakes but is nice).