Aaron Klotz 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🎗️
@ask.bsky.social
Tailscalar. Ex-Mozilla. Unabashedly Zionist. Not the freelance tech writer!
Calgary AB 🇨🇦
Calgary AB 🇨🇦
“Passing 100 billion tokens” makes it sound like they came out of somebody’s urethra.
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Passing 100 billion tokens” makes it sound like they came out of somebody’s urethra.
We spent an hour in line to sign a petition in an effort to force the Alberta government into a pro-Canada referendum, preempting those separatist idiots.
August 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We spent an hour in line to sign a petition in an effort to force the Alberta government into a pro-Canada referendum, preempting those separatist idiots.
July 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’d like to thank French’s for doing God’s work and finally explaining, right on the label, how the fuck to properly say “Worcestershire.”
January 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’d like to thank French’s for doing God’s work and finally explaining, right on the label, how the fuck to properly say “Worcestershire.”
Age yourself with your first computer.
November 18, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Age yourself with your first computer.
They don’t put the annoying ads in the app — they only put the annoying ads on Twitter…
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
They don’t put the annoying ads in the app — they only put the annoying ads on Twitter…
I drink beer like a fucking champion.
December 23, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I drink beer like a fucking champion.
You know you've returned from vacation when...
November 15, 2023 at 6:20 PM
You know you've returned from vacation when...
This lot is a loud bunch.
September 15, 2023 at 2:07 AM
This lot is a loud bunch.
Nothing says “buy me right now” than “Red Square Happy Colon” brand cookies!
September 9, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Nothing says “buy me right now” than “Red Square Happy Colon” brand cookies!
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
July 14, 2023 at 1:32 AM
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Today is opening day of this year’s Calgary Stampede! Happy Fake Cowboy Week, everybody!
July 7, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Today is opening day of this year’s Calgary Stampede! Happy Fake Cowboy Week, everybody!
NBD, just trying to register my BEAR at a stable. The attendant was too busy shitting themselves to let me do it, though!
June 18, 2023 at 9:28 PM
NBD, just trying to register my BEAR at a stable. The attendant was too busy shitting themselves to let me do it, though!
One participant in this conversation has been programming computers for 33 years. One has not.
June 7, 2023 at 5:54 AM
One participant in this conversation has been programming computers for 33 years. One has not.
They knew exactly what they were doing!
May 23, 2023 at 5:28 PM
They knew exactly what they were doing!
Why yes, I did go to Pat LaFrieda and photograph the preparation of meats.
May 22, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Why yes, I did go to Pat LaFrieda and photograph the preparation of meats.