Caribou
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Caribou
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They're quite..... toothsome.
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lucky guess!
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Because they can.
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Zune was actually a really solid MP3 player, just very poorly marketed.
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It seems pretty obvious that the intent of this law is to prevent SNAP beneficiaries from being charged MORE, not less.

But isn't it moot? Since SNAP is being withheld, there ARE no beneficiaries, then, right?
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He couldn't point out Nigeria on a map with labels.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Man, AI would be so cool if it actually worked.
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Best RPG of all time.
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Samsung appliances are crap anyway.

Maybe they figure if someone is dumb enough to over pay for an over priced, poor quality refrigerator that shows you ads, that person is also dumb enough to buy things advertised on their refrigerator!
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sneaking out of bed at midnight to watch Monty Python's Flying Circus on PBS in the mid '90s.
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hi friend! Do you want to upgrade to Windows 11 together, you know, like best friends do?!
October 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Oreos are gross now. They must have changed the recipe at some point, but I can't stand them anymore.
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How has this man looked somewhere between the age of 40 and 80 for the last several decades?!
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide kills people who breathe too much of it in every day!
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The chocolate ration has been increased this week as well.
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Step-LLM, what are you doing?!
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Mormons officially didn't consider black people PEOPLE until like 1978.

This guy might be progressive for them!
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You forgot enabler of pedophiles.
October 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How would they "call in" the debt? US Treasury securities have specific term lengths, 10 years, 30 years, etc.
October 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don't remember this part from Charlotte's Web!
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Phil Collins. Sting. The Weeknd. Enrique Iglesias.
October 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"We are all independent thinkers," they said in unison.
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A lot of their parents or grandparents must have emigrated to Argentina in the past or something.
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ahh, I see you've met my dad! He thinks stuff he reads in Barrons is super secret info.
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
One of those albums where every single track is a banger.
September 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM