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beebee (oh_fudgecakes)
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oh_fudgecakes on AO3 // 18+ ENG 中文 // genshin, zhongvenxiao brainrot, MDZS, xicheng, chengxian, allcheng //

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asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
C3 IS UP for our new #genshin #venti fic!
🏰 Modern AU: Venti lives in a castle; Mond cast are confused
🍃 3/15 chapters, 13k/est. 100k+ words posted
🏰 Slow-burn mystery, humor and angst
🍃 Venti, Jean and Diluc (main cast) Kaeya, Mona, Lisa, Rosaria (sub cast)
archiveofourown.org/works/725841...
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary: Authors: Jazz_intown and oh_fudgecakes Title: [SEEKING ADVICE:] Boy We Met At Pub Lives In Abandoned Castle, What Should We Do? Summary: If Jean and Diluc had been told that they'd be spending the summer unravelling a secret deep within their small university town, they would have shaken their heads crisply and said no, thank you. Unfortunately, a chance encounter at the pub with a boy who lives in an abandoned castle soon leads them on a wild adventure to uncover the secrets behind the castle and the possible cryptid named Venti. Or: A castle, a conundrum, and a crew of undergraduates trying to figure out the walking mystery that is their newest drinking buddy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
💜 Xicheng post-canon marriage of convenience
💙 Angst with a happy ending
💜 E from C5 onwards; 5 out of 7 chapters
💙 XC enter a marriage of convenience but unfortunately don't get along; after 8 years, they agree to annul the marriage but can't stop themselves from repeatedly falling into bed
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
Just uploaded my #chengxian #xiancheng zine fic!
🪡 M for body/medical horror and some disturbing imagery
🧵 Complete at 7.5k words
🪡 Horror & Romance
🧵 Modern AU: JC wakes in the hospital with 3 months memory missing and is cared for by WWX, but soon realizes something strange is afoot
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
C2 IS UP for our new #genshin #venti fic!
🏰 Modern AU: Venti lives in a castle; Mond cast are confused
🍃 2 / 15 chapters, 13k / est. 100k+ words posted
🏰 Slow-burn mystery, humor and angst
🍃 Venti, Jean and Diluc (main cast) Kaeya, Mona, Lisa, Rosaria (sub cast)

archiveofourown.org/works/725841...
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary: Authors: Jazz_intown and oh_fudgecakes Title: [SEEKING ADVICE:] Boy We Met At Pub Lives In Abandoned Castle, What Should We Do? Summary: If Jean and Diluc had been told that they'd be spending the summer unravelling a secret deep within their small university town, they would have shaken their heads crisply and said no, thank you. Unfortunately, a chance encounter at the pub with a boy who lives in an abandoned castle soon leads them on a wild adventure to uncover the secrets behind the castle and the possible cryptid named Venti. Or: A castle, a conundrum, and a crew of undergraduates trying to figure out the walking mystery that is their newest drinking buddy.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
WHAT??????

WHAAAAAAT!????
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
NEW #VENTI #Genshin FIC!
🏰 Modern era: Venti lives in a castle; Mond cast are confused
🍃 1 / 15 chapters, 7k / est. 100k+ words posted
🏰 Slow-burn mystery, plot, humor and angst
🍃 Venti, Jean and Diluc as main cast; Kaeya, Mona, Lisa and Rosaria as sub cast

LINK: archiveofourown.org/works/725841...
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary Title: [SEEKING ADVICE:] Boy We Met At Pub Lives In Abandoned Castle, What Should We Do? Authors: Jazz_intown and oh_fudgecakes Summary: If Jean and Diluc had been told that they'd be spending the summer unravelling a secret deep within their small university town, they would have shaken their heads crisply and said no, thank you. Unfortunately, a chance encounter at the pub with a boy who lives in an abandoned castle soon leads them on a wild adventure to uncover the secrets behind the castle and the possible cryptid named Venti. Or: A castle, a conundrum, and a crew of undergraduates trying to figure out the walking mystery that is their newest drinking buddy.
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
There's this CN song that's been coming onto my daylists that I find very catchy. The truncated title is ENG title "Jumping Machine", but today I saw the full title in the app and??

IT'S 跳楼机??? WHO TRANSLATED THIS AS JUMPING MACHINE 😭😭😭

(跳楼 means to commit suicide by jumping from a building)
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
None of my two guqins have long tassels attached because I've been told they are a nightmare to keep untangled, and also both have jade pegs and my mom thinks long tassels will distract from the jade 🤷 she thinks accessories are for "ugly guqins" 🤪

But I think the gradient tassels are esp pretty
A guqin set on a guqin table with gradient tassels attached to the tuning pegs.
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
Born in December and apparently not living through the night 🤪
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
Yeah it seems like they were but after the cataclysm she just refused to talk to him anymore??? In other words, she's big mad at Venti over the cataclysm and I want to know the TEA
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
CHAPTER 2 IS OUT!!
After too much minting, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to poor cover up by Childe, blows up into charges of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei & adepti are pulled in.
🤪T for Childe swearing
🤪2/3 chapters, 15k/20+k posted
🤪Humor, ensemble, identity reveal
Screenshot of Ao3 summary Title: Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition Author: oh_fudgecakes Summary: A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself. “Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?” After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
August 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
After minting too much mora, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to poor cover up by Childe, blows up into charges of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in.
🤪T for Childe's potty mouth
🤪1/3 chapters, 7k/est 21k posted
🤪Humor, ensemble, identity reveal
August 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
Sometimes she fucking gets up and sits in front of me like 🥺
July 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
Can someone explain why every fucking time I try to play the guqin this CAT insists on sitting beside me and yowling along at the top of her lungs 😭
July 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
LINK: archiveofourown.org/works/659486...

🤪How about a teaser?🤪

5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldn't gaslight everyone to believe it didn't happen
PROLOGUE: The Request Jean asks a favor of Venti. You Saw What? No, You Didn't. Venti escorts Noelle & Barbara to pick herbs in Liyue It Was An Anemo Vision Thing! Venti escorts Fischl & Mona on a commission I'm So Scared... I'm Traumatized Venti attempts to escort Eula on a mission to Dragonspine It Wasn't Me?! It Was Jean! Venti escorts Amber & Sucrose on a scouting mission, and run into Klee & Jean on the way home But Remember, Even Gods Are Not Immune To Bad Luck Venti goes to save Bennett and Razor +1: Sometimes Things Don't Go To Plan, So If All Else Fails... All prior cast gather in one final chaotic adventure
July 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
[COMPLETE] VENTI FIC: A God's Guide to Gaslighting

5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldn't gaslight everyone to believe it didn't happen. For the @drunktwinksummer.bsky.social exchange.

💚 Complete, Gen, G rated
🍎 7 chapters, 30k words
💚 Fluff, humor, adventure, ensemble (details🧵)
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary. Title: A God's Guide to Gaslighting Author: oh_fudgecakes Summary: 5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say: 1) You saw what? No, you didn't. 2) It's an anemo vision thing! 3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked... 4) It wasn't me though?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) ! 5) Everything in combination An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes. Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.
July 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
LINK:
archiveofourown.org/works/659486...

🤪How about a teaser?🤪

5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldn't gaslight everyone to believe it didn't happen
✔️ PROLOGUE: The Request Jean asks a favor of Venti. ✔️ You Saw What? No, You Didn't. Venti escorts Noelle & Barbara to pick herbs in Liyue ✔️ It Was An Anemo Vision Thing! Venti escorts Fischl & Mona on a commission ✔️ I'm So Scared... I'm Traumatized Venti attempts to escort Eula on a mission to Dragonspine ✔️ It Wasn't Me?! It Was Jean! Venti escorts Amber & Sucrose on a scouting mission, and run into Klee & Jean on the way home ✔️ But Remember, Even Gods Are Not Immune To Bad Luck Venti goes to save Bennett and Razor ✖️ +1: Sometimes Things Don't Go To Plan, So If All Else Fails... All prior cast gather in one final chaotic adventure
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
CHAPTER 6: Even God Is Not Immune To Bad Luck
5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldnt gaslight everyone to believe it didnt happen

For the @drunktwinksummer.bsky.social exchange
💚 Complete, posts Tue & Fri
🍎 6/7 chapters 25k/30k words posted
💚 Fluff, humor, adventure, ensemble (details🧵)
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary. Title: A God's Guide to Gaslighting Author: oh_fudgecakes Summary: 5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say: 1) You saw what? No, you didn't. 2) It's an anemo vision thing! 3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked... 4) It wasn't me though?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) ! 5) Everything in combination An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes. Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
Jesus fuck I did it

I had to put Ayaka's BS set on Skirk (who was on MH) so I could give Furina to Mavuika, and then come up with the most chaotic split style rotation for Skirk (burst nuke when Yelan has no energy, on field NA when she does) but I did it 😭😭😭
June 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Cries in "sometimes you can't see a goddamn FUCKING THING on these guqin scores because the jianzi is all handwritten" sobs
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
LINK:
archiveofourown.org/works/659486...

🤪How about a teaser?🤪

5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldn't gaslight everyone to believe it didn't happen
✔️ PROLOGUE: The Request Jean asks a favor of Venti. ✔️ You Saw What? No, You Didn't. Venti escorts Noelle & Barbara to pick herbs in Liyue ✔️ It Was An Anemo Vision Thing! Venti escorts Fischl & Mona on a commission ✔️ I'm So Scared... I'm Traumatized Venti attempts to escort Eula on a mission to Dragonspine ✔️ It Wasn't Me?! It Was Jean! Venti escorts Amber & Sucrose on a scouting mission, and run into Klee & Jean on the way home ✖️ But Remember, Even Gods Are Not Immune To Bad Luck Venti goes to save Bennett and Razor ✖️ +1: Sometimes Things Don't Go To Plan, So If All Else Fails... All prior cast gather in one final chaotic adventure
June 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
CHAPTER 5: It Wasn't Me?! It Was Jean!
5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldn't gaslight everyone to believe it didn't happen

For the @drunktwinksummer.bsky.social exchange
💚 Complete, posts Tue & Fri
🍎 5/7 chapters 20k/30k words posted
💚 Fluff, humor, adventure, ensemble (details🧵)
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary. Title: A God's Guide to Gaslighting Author: oh_fudgecakes Summary: 5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say: 1) You saw what? No, you didn't. 2) It's an anemo vision thing! 3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked... 4) It wasn't me though?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) ! 5) Everything in combination An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes. Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.
June 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
LINK: archiveofourown.org/works/659486...

🤪How about a teaser🤪
(5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldn't gaslight everyone into believing it didn't happen.)
✔️ PROLOGUE: The Request Jean asks a favor of Venti. ✔️ You Saw What? No, You Didn't. Venti escorts Noelle & Barbara to pick herbs in Liyue ✔️ It Was An Anemo Vision Thing! Venti escorts Fischl & Mona on a commission ✔️ I'm So Scared... I'm Traumatized Venti attempts to escort Eula on a mission to Dragonspine ✖️ It Wasn't Me?! It Was Jean! Venti escorts Amber & Sucrose on a scouting mission, and run into Klee & Jean on the way home ✖️ But Remember, Even Gods Are Not Immune To Bad Luck Venti goes to save Bennett and Razor ✖️ +1: Sometimes Things Don't Go To Plan, So If All Else Fails... All prior cast gather in one final chaotic adventure
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
asideoftrashplease.bsky.social
CHAPTER 4: I'm So Scared... I'm Traumatized...
5 times Venti did a god thing + 1 time he couldnt gaslight everyone to believe it didnt happen

For the @drunktwinksummer.bsky.social exchange
💚 Complete, posts Tue & Fri
🍎 4/7 chapters 15k/30k words posted
💚 Fluff, humor, adventure, ensemble (details🧵)
Screenshot of Ao3 fic summary. Title: A God's Guide to Gaslighting Author: oh_fudgecakes Summary: 5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say: 1) You saw what? No, you didn't. 2) It's an anemo vision thing! 3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked... 4) It wasn't me though?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) ! 5) Everything in combination An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes. Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM