@asianzeldafreak.bsky.social
28 | Always in an existential crisis | she/her |🤪 |
It really sucks that I accidentally locked the wrong cat in the room. Sam could have unlocked the door himself, but Mrtofu was too busy with the iPad birds. No cats were harmed
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It really sucks that I accidentally locked the wrong cat in the room. Sam could have unlocked the door himself, but Mrtofu was too busy with the iPad birds. No cats were harmed
Nothing scarier than doing Trig all day for Halloween 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nothing scarier than doing Trig all day for Halloween 🥲
I can’t kiss my sons (new lip piercing), and I’m devastated thinking that they think I love them less because my kissing habits changed temporarily.
July 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I can’t kiss my sons (new lip piercing), and I’m devastated thinking that they think I love them less because my kissing habits changed temporarily.
I really need work to give me a consistent schedule so my cats can have a consistent feeding schedule 🥲
June 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I really need work to give me a consistent schedule so my cats can have a consistent feeding schedule 🥲
Do cats know what kisses mean what if they’re just like wtf is happening why does my human suck on my face 😔
June 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Do cats know what kisses mean what if they’re just like wtf is happening why does my human suck on my face 😔
My Captain Allears was not playing the role to my First Officer Blunt 😔
June 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My Captain Allears was not playing the role to my First Officer Blunt 😔
It’s very rude of my apartment to be actively updating the property when one of my cars is straight up dead and moving it requires physical force
May 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s very rude of my apartment to be actively updating the property when one of my cars is straight up dead and moving it requires physical force
My blue sky is just an account to see what @plzstayherewme.bsky.social is posting at this point. Idk how to interact-online anymore.
May 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My blue sky is just an account to see what @plzstayherewme.bsky.social is posting at this point. Idk how to interact-online anymore.
Its criminal that I cant pet him.
May 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Its criminal that I cant pet him.
“Can someone play lava chicken or future” - my drunk friend after the Minecraft movie
April 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
“Can someone play lava chicken or future” - my drunk friend after the Minecraft movie
Bitches really hate to see someone sit at their “unskilled” jobs
April 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bitches really hate to see someone sit at their “unskilled” jobs
For a dehydrated bitch I sure have a lot of cups
April 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
For a dehydrated bitch I sure have a lot of cups
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I have a coworker and every time I say his name all I can think about is this
a girl in a school uniform is standing in front of a window and waving her hand .
Alt: a girl in a school uniform is standing in front of a window and waving her hand . Nico nico nii
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March 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I have a coworker and every time I say his name all I can think about is this
We should normalize spittoons during flu season
March 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We should normalize spittoons during flu season
You bitches better be grateful im breaking out so bad around my chin wearing my mask so i dont get yall sick with whatever the fuck I got
March 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You bitches better be grateful im breaking out so bad around my chin wearing my mask so i dont get yall sick with whatever the fuck I got
Me all day today
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me all day today
Crazy how my relationship is only one step away from a mail order bride
January 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Crazy how my relationship is only one step away from a mail order bride
Gotta learn to be illiterate at work bitches think I know more than I actually do simply cause I can read a screen
January 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Gotta learn to be illiterate at work bitches think I know more than I actually do simply cause I can read a screen
One trip to see family and I get threatened more than ever and no one acknowledged it at the table
January 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
One trip to see family and I get threatened more than ever and no one acknowledged it at the table
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December 20, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
I swear to god I hope I’m dyslexic. The amount of times I mess up verbal spelling or reading off numbers is embarrassing. I need a reason or I’ll have to accept I’m illiterate.
December 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I swear to god I hope I’m dyslexic. The amount of times I mess up verbal spelling or reading off numbers is embarrassing. I need a reason or I’ll have to accept I’m illiterate.
It’s amazing how shocked Mr.Tofu gets every time he discovers his reflection
December 15, 2024 at 8:44 PM
It’s amazing how shocked Mr.Tofu gets every time he discovers his reflection
Got my first scam call at the store for the season and this dude said L as in ligma
December 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Got my first scam call at the store for the season and this dude said L as in ligma