Ashley Schumacher
@ashwritesbooks.bsky.social
✍🏻Author-shaped human
🎙️ SAY IT OUT LOUD up next from Del Rey
💫 Increasingly unhinged with every new social media endeavor
🎙️ SAY IT OUT LOUD up next from Del Rey
💫 Increasingly unhinged with every new social media endeavor
Oh goody. Nothing has changed since the last time I logged on here.
I’m “just gonna take a preventative Tylenol” years old.
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Oh goody. Nothing has changed since the last time I logged on here.
Check on your writer/reader Swifties: We are not okay.
February 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Check on your writer/reader Swifties: We are not okay.
I’m “just gonna take a preventative Tylenol” years old.
January 29, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I’m “just gonna take a preventative Tylenol” years old.
Still thinking about this response to someone on the fantasy writing subreddit who asked for advice on researching cultures they are unfamiliar with...
January 8, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Still thinking about this response to someone on the fantasy writing subreddit who asked for advice on researching cultures they are unfamiliar with...
My husband has a mental block between Macbeth and Hamlet, and it's ruining my dream of participating in the time-honored tradition of letting him take credit for all my literary work while I stay at home in my lavish dress and write and eat oatmeal.
October 9, 2023 at 11:37 PM
My husband has a mental block between Macbeth and Hamlet, and it's ruining my dream of participating in the time-honored tradition of letting him take credit for all my literary work while I stay at home in my lavish dress and write and eat oatmeal.
I know I married a good one because my husband is currently chatting on the phone with my grandparents and they have ZERO INTEREST in talking to me. (Or maybe I just have terrible grandparents? Probably that. Hate those guys.)
September 13, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I know I married a good one because my husband is currently chatting on the phone with my grandparents and they have ZERO INTEREST in talking to me. (Or maybe I just have terrible grandparents? Probably that. Hate those guys.)
Me looking at a different ocean wondering when I can stop making new social media accounts:
September 13, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Me looking at a different ocean wondering when I can stop making new social media accounts:
Me looking at the ocean wondering when I can stop making new social media accounts:
September 12, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Me looking at the ocean wondering when I can stop making new social media accounts: