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ashley
@ashtronautic.bsky.social
bimbo savant and jelly world believer. she/her
My Strange Addiction: IG reels liked by friends before it's mainstream knowledge they're visible (working title)
February 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Didn't know sometimes the only way to get an old oven's burner to turn off for real is the fuse box 🩷🩷🩷 I love it. Unique! I see why my rent's this high!
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by ashley
January 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The romantic tension between me and the vending machine red bull cans stocked behind V8s...
January 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Used my passport for the first time today ✨️ (My ID is expired)
November 26, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Watching my cat spring from the warm heating pad I set up to the cold ground in front of her autofeeder like The Monkey Mother
November 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
"Must be able to work under demanding conditions" what are you talking about this is a novice level office job's application
November 9, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Another day thinking about how beautiful Lee Pace is
October 16, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Had to spent 32 hours away from my sweet angel. My bby cat... missed her so much 🥺💕
September 28, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Watching the TSA line I didn't pick move significantly faster than mine. Bad things to good people again
September 25, 2023 at 8:34 PM
My go-to dispo is closing and with it dies the persona I'd crafted to keep getting a 15% student discount...🤧
September 20, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Was like, "Omg Yuta's back for Shibuya?!" but no, it turns out I just can't ever click the right jjk episode
September 15, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Reposted by ashley
glad u took care of him queen
September 12, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Moments (6 hours) before disaster (waking up hungover at 30)
September 10, 2023 at 6:16 PM
My Strange Addiction: I can't stop saying the Nicki COD voicelines
September 7, 2023 at 4:09 AM
DON'T talk to me until I've had my "three teenagers' book report threads on this week's chainsaw man chapter"
August 29, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Growing my nails out is a fun hobby until so much of it is super gluing
August 17, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Is this a safe space to admit I didn't know people were saying "skeeting" as in posting
August 2, 2023 at 9:39 PM
The Tell Tale Heart, but it's just gnats driving me to madness because I can't find which houseplant they're coming from
July 31, 2023 at 10:24 PM
You'll know you've built community by the exponential rise in cat-sitting
July 29, 2023 at 1:31 AM