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Ashton Rogers
@ashtonrogers.bsky.social
Forever reading "union" as "onion" at first glance
March 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Anyone ever notice how weird old people are about bread?

If the top of a loaf is even SLIGHTLY dented from something sitting on top of it they act like it's ruined. Unusable. Trash.
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by Ashton Rogers
(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
March 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well that's ironic
February 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh to be standing in a smoke filled, crowded, small bar wearing a full suit in the dead of summer drinking rye whiskey and seeing this young man play live in 1950's New Orleans...
I'm in Love Again
Fats Domino, Dave Bartholomew · ANTIBES 1962 · Song · 2018
open.spotify.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've recently decided to cancel my WiFi and switch to only physical media and I fucking love it.
February 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
People who own any version of a doodle love to post about them. Like WAY more than anyone with any other type of dog does. Keep your ugly ass, freaky lil dog to yourself man I'm trying to relax here
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Being an actor in the Midwest is like:

•commercial
•commercial
•commercial
•horrible local indie movie
•commercial
•horrible local indie movie
•commercial
•one line in the ONE big movie/show that films in town
•horrible local indie movie
•the one KIND OF watchable short film
•commercial
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cardio + beer day. Fuck yeah #fitnesssky #gymsky #beersky
February 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Apartment guide: "hey, I'm getting sort of a heavy footed vibe from you... You a stomper?"

Future tenant: "hell yes I am I also love to drop bowling balls at random intervals all throughout the night."

Apartment Guide:"you're gonna make excellent upper level material."

What I imagine goes on
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Always gotta wait for the right part of the song #gymsky #fitnesssky #ismfof
February 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I've never felt more seen in my entire life than when I saw this for the first time. And ESPECIALLY as it relates to coffee. I get so excited about new beans that I can't sleep
It's Almost Breakfast | Portlandia | Season 8
YouTube video by IFC
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
So what the fuck is up with the goat room
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
January, in mechanical tension #gymsky #fitnesssky #mechanicaltension
February 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
February 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"what, are you afraid of getting sick?😂"

Hey, no, getting sick is actually just not fun and I do not enjoy it.

Might as well say "what, you don't wanna get kicked in the balls?😂"
January 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Instead of Gymshark I'm gonna start my own gym clothing and call it GymSHY #gymsky #fitnesssky
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yellow Springs Brewery double boat show DIPA. Fantastic. Similar flavor to the og boat show (an absolutely legendary IPA) but more mouth feel, darker, and 8.7%! Hoppy, and smooooooooooooth #beer #beerreview #beersky
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This band deserves to be 1,000x more famous than they are and I've decided to make it my life's mission to help do so 🎛️🎸https://open.spotify.com/track/48WjoS8xixdToSxYDujDmb?si=D7uQVHP0SaSaAURiQcrNHg
Mandy
she's green · Wisteria · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
THE PENDULUM #gymsky #fitnesssky
January 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wear what makes you feel powerful in the gym #fitnesssky #gymsky
January 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Dickies 874 pant
Zara stretchy slim fit tee (from 2018, unsure if this one is still made)
Basic belt

Simple, classic, practical 👍
January 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Abolish human abortion" said the sweatshirt of a man next to me who couldn't even figure out how to work the self check out
January 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A bodybuilder walks into a bar...
*Lifts it*
#gymsky
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM