I just got home from new year's antics, and tried to carve a path through all the stuff on the bed to cuddle her. She wakes up, sits up to look at me, and says

"𝗠𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲"

before promptly falling back asleep snoring

It's wrong to knowingly get people sick, don't put your fomo for missing a party over the health of others

If you see me acting loose towards people, that's not an open invitation to get in on the action

Don't treat people as tools to further your goals

I can't believe this isn't common sense

Like, I dunno! I want to make spaces as open and inviting as possible, but there's a limit! And how many times do we have to put up with mistreatment in the service of steering new queers in line, only for the next new ones to pop up and need being taught basic manners all over again?

In my defense, we're past deadline and the client still hasn't provided me with the correct font so I'm just trying to make due, but I don't know how I'd explain that to someone who'd be hellbent on giving me a glasglow smile via a hydraulic paper cutter

"Guy was a real dick before too, lemme tell ya"

It's like an Infinite Probability Drive except that it just generates new scenarios to keep transwomen apart

Your left ear is... interesting!