His supporters are politely shouting at hotels.

So "I'd never do it in a hurtful, insulting way" is just his weasely, posh-twat way of saying "It's just banter innit m8", fucking bellend.

She's about to Caramelldansen

The thing that reminds me that I'm turning 40 next year is suddenly remembering that the Nintendo DS and Xbox 360 came out twenty years ago when I was in college.

Starmer would lose a popularity contest to a pebble with googly eyes stuck to it, but then again so would the rest of the unlikable charisma-voids in that poll.

Can I go for a video game ship?

Oh no! 😱

Definitely 💛🤍💜🖤

Makes me think that the next iteration of Roombas will be advertised as "AI installed" or something.

*into

Ahh, his plan is to turn everybody onto clones of himself.

Unfunny hack who constantly complains about cancel culture plus has been creepy towards girls and young women asks people to stop talking about Epstein for some mysterious reason.

Yeah, seems like "social cohesion" is dog-whistle code for "conform to white hegemony". Even if I'm being way too charitable to it than it deserves, it still comes across as the useless centrist "Can't we all get along?" platitude.

He's a pack of Marlborough cigarettes soaked in whiskey that was brought to life by a goblin's curse.