Check the local "Cash for Stolen Phones" machines?
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Check the local "Cash for Stolen Phones" machines?
Millstone and a body of water?
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Millstone and a body of water?
Get him an actual flaming fan, I'd love to see his hair on fire.
Oh, no. Wait...
Oh, no. Wait...
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Get him an actual flaming fan, I'd love to see his hair on fire.
Oh, no. Wait...
Oh, no. Wait...
Don't forget the cash prize, which will probably be $1B. Wow, another cash grift...
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Don't forget the cash prize, which will probably be $1B. Wow, another cash grift...
Canada should start a Board of War, that actully fosters peace and courtesy.
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Canada should start a Board of War, that actully fosters peace and courtesy.
I'll just stick to the memories of the homemade ones I used to get from neighbours when I lived in Incirlik.
Heck, I wont even eat a Cheesesteak unless it is from Philly, or better yet, just across the border in NJ.
Heck, I wont even eat a Cheesesteak unless it is from Philly, or better yet, just across the border in NJ.
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'll just stick to the memories of the homemade ones I used to get from neighbours when I lived in Incirlik.
Heck, I wont even eat a Cheesesteak unless it is from Philly, or better yet, just across the border in NJ.
Heck, I wont even eat a Cheesesteak unless it is from Philly, or better yet, just across the border in NJ.
Was it an aluminum bagel?
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Was it an aluminum bagel?
Stop doing things threat worthy.
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Stop doing things threat worthy.
Ya don't need to go to college to unplug and extract shit.
January 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Ya don't need to go to college to unplug and extract shit.
We're going to need a bigger chicken.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
We're going to need a bigger chicken.
I'm not a medical doctor, but. Could a bruise be considered an internal bleed?
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm not a medical doctor, but. Could a bruise be considered an internal bleed?
"Do a flip!"
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"Do a flip!"
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
Bender, of Futurama, towards Hermes threatening to jump...
I didn't say Jr, nor did I think it would be a compelling contest. I don't even know if Gavin can throw a punch, or has any trademark moves, other than a social media team that is very entertaining.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I didn't say Jr, nor did I think it would be a compelling contest. I don't even know if Gavin can throw a punch, or has any trademark moves, other than a social media team that is very entertaining.
Is it UFC? I don't keep up with either, my bad.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Is it UFC? I don't keep up with either, my bad.
*I check if I can make an annonymous crypto bet*
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
*I check if I can make an annonymous crypto bet*
Bring back Celebrity Death Match! We can have the Gavin/Don Deathmatch at the proposed WH MMA event!
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Bring back Celebrity Death Match! We can have the Gavin/Don Deathmatch at the proposed WH MMA event!
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
*Checks Fanduel to see if I can get odds on Gavin*
An apple in his mouth, trussed up, and stuck on a spit over a rotisserie fire; would shut that piggy up...
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An apple in his mouth, trussed up, and stuck on a spit over a rotisserie fire; would shut that piggy up...