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ashsashsalfaldwn.bsky.social
Grey (she/they)
@ashsashsalfaldwn.bsky.social
510 followers 31 following 84 posts
Absolutely ginornous nerd, agoraphobe, chaos goblin
Est. 1986
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ashsashsalfaldwn.bsky.social
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who's coming to save you?

i'm fine as long as there are no dogs
lan wangji and wei wuxian from "the untamed" on netflix. two men are in the center of the frame, one in white and the other in black. the one in black peeks out from behind the other, holding his shoulders and looking at something to the left of the viewer. the one in white looks back at the one in black. they both have long black hair;. the one in black has his tied with a red ribbon. the one in white is wearing an ornate silver hairpiece, and a light forehead ribbon. he carries a sword in his left hand. They are walking on a path framed by long grasses, and there are blurry trees in the background.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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gonna save color and shading to tomorrow

nn squad
a pale hand holds up a spiral-bound notebook with a sketch of a raven. the bird is looking over its shoulder to the right of the frame. its mouth is open. Behind the botebook is a shiny wooden table. On the table to the left of the drawing are: an empty green plate, and a green bowl with folded tablecloths both under and on top of it. to the right of the drawing is a clear plastic bin with craft supplies. There is an old photograph of two people in the background on the right, but it is blurry.
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ashsashsalfaldwn.bsky.social
I can't finish my painting but I can make fanart for fic? The heart wants what it wants
a light paper with three pen sketches of different parts of a cereus cactus. On the top left is a bloom that is not yet opened. It has the same feel as when you straighten your hand and put your fingers together. On the top right is a cactus, standing tall with spikes all over it. It is round at the top and thins out near the bottom. It is long, taking up half the page with its height. In the center is an open flower. its petals are white, and it has little strands coming up from the center. they are thin and long, and have a tiny round bead at the ends. At the bottom of the flower is shading, to better see the difference between the leaves and petals. On the top, in the center, is "Night Blooming Cereus" in a curling script. At the bottom left are three names: Izzy Hands, in capital block letters; and Lucius Spriggs, in the same curling script as the top; and "reimagined by grey stephens 10.30.2025." At the bottom left are three lines of text. The first says "I'd go out of my mind but for you," the second says "chapter 7 "no flower blooms eternal," and the third line says "by mera trishos lee"
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a pale hand is stretched out next to a large stalk with small fruits covering the top 30in/76cm. the fruits at the top are red, but they change to orange in the middle and green at the top, showing various stages of ripeness. the stalk - called a corm - is among green plants with purple flowers, which are unrelated. a clear square plastic container containing 17 red seeds is positioned next to empty seed cups they are sittung on a dirty white surface two bags sit on a black plastic shelf among flower pots. the bag on the left reads: "amorphophallus paeoniifolius, removed flesh" and the one on the right reads: "amorphophallus paeoniifolius, with flesh" both are dated 10/25/25 because i am a filthy american
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Working on birds lately. This is between last night and this morning, I love the second one so much
three sketches on a light paper. the one at the top left is a bird wing, extended to show its feathers. the wing is outlined in black and has light green and purple coloring the feathers to mimic iridescence. fig 1 is written next to it. the sketch in the middle on the right is a bird from its crown to its shoulders, looking off just to the right. it is lined in black with light green and black in its feathers. fig 2 is written next to it. the last sketch is on the bottom left, and is the body of the crow. the paper cuts off just above its feet. it is mostly black, with some very thin purple scratch marks giving it just a small amount of color. fig 3 is written next to it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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white text on a black background. it reads, the greatest ally fascism and genocode has are the people who say "i don't follow the news, it's too depressing."
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Vanilla orchid is resituated! She had better not die, I will cry big kid tears fr
A pale arm and hand are coming up from the bottom left corner of the frame, in front of a light wall. They are wearing a rainbow watch band and a yellow beaded bracelet. They are holding up a long, green vine with little leaves all the way up. The vine is planted in a small plastic pot. There are two other pots next to it: on the left is a round green pot with mostly soil and 2 small autumn cactus leaves. The pot on the right is covered in long, thin leaves that drape over the side. These leaves are green with a white stripe all the way the middle. The focus of this photo is a pole with rough coconut husk wrapped around it, and a vanilla orchid twisted around it as it climbs upwards. There is a handmade coconut husk basket where the vine's roots sit, covered in soil & perlite. The pole is in front of a light wall with a window to the left of the frame. There is a box with a faded design leaning against the wall (plant growing box) and a blue window planter with leaves draping over it. On the upper right portion of the frame is a hanging plant in a light planter, and it is bushy and overflowing with leaves.
September 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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*her*
The back of a light hand is next to a large, unopened cactus flower. The flower shoot and the hand are the same size. On the wriat of the person is a bracelet with round yellow beads, and a watch with a rainbow band. Behind the hand and cactus there is a field of grass, with the sky and clouds above it.
September 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Reposted with alt-text!
Alucard, from Castlevania. Alucard is very pale, from his skin to his hair. He is wearing ornate clothing - the most visible are his dark gloves with gold accents. There are a number of semi-transparent things in front of him, including roses at the bottim and a tiger head on the right. In this image, his head is framed by a gold circle with rays coming out of it. The background is dark.
May 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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we have hit the "fuck around and find out" stage
two orange cats locked in a fierce (play) battle. A small red-orange kitten is standing on his back legs, his paws resting on the shoulder of another cat. The other cat is a light orange longhaired boy with his mouth open, ready to chomp. His paw is pushing the kitten away, but his posture is relaxed. They are on a light gray couch, and there is a pair of orange shorts laying next to them.
May 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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screenshot of a bluesky post from DrewToothpaste that reads: "we tried to warn you!" no, you carefully explained why you support genocide. effecrive wages have been declining for 40 years & the savings and purchasing power of each generation has gotten smaller. you lectured ys that we were actually doing well. lol posted on 5 April, 2025 @20:15
April 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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pixel art of pikachu, a yellow mouse-like creature with black-tipped pointy ears and pink cheeks. He is holding a gun, with "click click" written out next to it. The image is captioned "we can't expect god to do all the work."
March 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Spot a pig, save a life
a photo describing the ways to spot an undercover cop. there is a man standing in the middle of the sidewalk in jeans and a tshirt. tre arrows pointing to a number of points on his body, to illustrate the tells. An arrow pointing to the back of his shirt, showing the outline of a tactical vest; the outline of handcuffs in the back pocket of his jeans; a visible wire near his side pocket; a "thin blue line" bracelet; and cop boots. There are a number of people gathered on the sidewalk in masks, presumably at a protest
March 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
a doctored excerpt from a frog & toad book that reads: "frog?" toad asked. "yes?" replied Frog. "Can we spend the rest of our lives dunking on Elon Musk?" "Oh yes," frog replied. "We must always dunk on Nazis. And it is always better to dunk on Nazis with a friend." "Good," said toad. "I like doing things together."
March 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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the finished drawing on a white closet door. a ballerina balances on a fraying tightrope, and waiting just under her is a crocodile in a lake. Above them are leaves in greens, brown, and black.
March 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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quick draw what you're wearing, 5 mins max
faceless humanoid figure on a black background. they have light skin and dark hair that's pulled into a knot on top of their head. they are wearing a bright green hoodie that says "life is good" and purple pajama pants
March 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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finished for now! I need ro add a dark layer and a lighter medium layer for the leaves, but I'm super proud of what I got accomplished today ☆
a white door above a vent. the door is covered in a marker drawing of a ballerina balancing on a fraying tightrope. the tightrope is situated above a lake, where waits a crocodile in the water with its mouth open. there are leaves above them, in light and dark shades of green. This is a scene from a portrait located in the haunted at disney's magic kingdom.
March 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ashsashsalfaldwn.bsky.social
sharpie art today
a white door with an unfinished marker drawing. the top of the door has leaves, which drape towards a dancer balancing on a tightrope. the rope is fraying, and waiting just below is a crocodile with its mouth open. there are ripples in the pond it's in. this is a reference to a painting in the haunted mansion at disney's magic kingdom.
March 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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A large poster at a bus stop shows donald trump (usian president) and elon musk standing in front of a red tesla. trump has his right fist in the air (the "aryan fist"). The text at the top of the poster reads: "Tesla the swasticar. Now with white power steering" A screenshot of a photo. There is a large, white poster at a bus stop. The poster shows elon musk giving the nazi salute. the text above him reads: "X marks tge rot. delete your account"
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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no cheating post the last photo of your pet
a long-haired orange cat looks dramatically down to the left of the frame. His ears are back because he is Over My Shit. He is bathed in a blue light from the right, and a warm glow on the left. He is laying on a wooden cabinet.
March 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Tonight's pics. Probably gonna sleep through the eclipse lbr
Photo of the moon, centered on a black background. The pits and craters are clearly visible The moon, partially obscured by clouds. The clouds are silhouettes against the bright moon
March 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Comic frame filled almost entirely with the bust of a man smoking a cigarette. He says, "how is 'pretty boy' supposed to be an insult? i'm the prettiest goddamn boy in town"
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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these two are so ridiculous i s2g
an orange is perched on a gray couch, slapping at a tabby cat who's standing on a black bench. The tabby's arm is outstretched and blurry, caught mid-slap. Tbe orange cat's head is tilted so he can counter. There is a crochet blanket on the couch with stripes of red, orange, yellow, brown, and cream. There is a window behind them, and the blinds are closed. Light is shining through the cracks of the blinds, glowing behind the cats.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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lil Rajah baby ♡♡♡
A fluffy orange tabby cat sitting on a marble surface. He is alert and looking just slightly to the left of the frame. He is next to a white mug with a black design of a cat saying "you had me at meow." There is a dark green half-wall with twinkle lights under the marble, and there is an orange wall with a window behind him. A white ceiling behind the cat takes up the top half the frame.
March 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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a tweet from "God," username @xoxoAbbyxoxox, that reads "You obsess over your identity in relation to others while your soul rots inside of you" sent at 7:00p on 2021-07-20
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM