Tonight I made a salad for a friend’s party and when I was crossing the street I almost got hit by a car and I suddenly realized that if I was found dead with salad all over me, my friends’ first thoughts would not be: whoa she’s dead? It would be: whoa, she made a salad?

Anyway how’s Hinge going for you guys

Just realized my dogs have no idea what my name is. Chilling.

Rewatching the OG gossip girl and I forgot it’s mostly just 16 yos saying “would you please excuse me” to each other and then leaving the room.

Branding Luigi a terrorist is the state’s version of slapping an insanity diagnosis on someone. It gets people to focus on the individual rather than look at the conditions of the world that make their actions make sense. It’s a diversion. For the state, the scariest idea is that Luigi is sane.

If anything I hope the last month has made it perfectly clear to the working class who the police serve.

The right attempting to gut social security and promote trad wife lifestyles is not a coincidence. If you have to work til you die, it’s hard to resist. If you have to parent eight kids, it’s hard to resist. It’s all part of the same script.

Let’s 👏 fuckinn 👏 goooo!

Harrison Ford will star in Indiana Jones 9. He uses a walker now but some nonunion kid with washboard abs does everything that requires gross motor skills. Nancy Pelosi's consciousness, hosted by Amazon, is chair of Ways and Means. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is the best mayor New Paltz has ever had.

Sitting in an airport emergency row with only a seat back pamphlet between all us passengers and certain death.

Am I capable of carrying out this duty? Sir I have no idea. I’m just a girl.

I think anarchy is a beautiful name for a girl

Roundup time! What was your favorite book, essay or magazine piece of 2024?

I loved All Fours by Miranda July, Grief is for People by @sloanecrosley.bsky.social and Cadillac Desert by Marc Reisner.

And you?

Thinking about the connection between humiliation and mass social movements. Humiliation clearly delineates who is in power and stokes rage directed toward the top that festers before exploding. Common humiliation is one of the greatest sources for common solidarity. @bigblackjacobin.bsky.social

Republicans are the original Gossip Girl, Democrats are the reboot.

Love how the vibe of Luigi Mangione’s manifesto is 1/3 LinkedIn post, 1/3 college ethics paper, and 1/3 a letter you write in therapy that you’re not supposed to send.