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Tonight I made a salad for a friend’s party and when I was crossing the street I almost got hit by a car and I suddenly realized that if I was found dead with salad all over me, my friends’ first thoughts would not be: whoa she’s dead? It would be: whoa, she made a salad?
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Anyway how’s Hinge going for you guys
May 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just realized my dogs have no idea what my name is. Chilling.
April 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Rewatching the OG gossip girl and I forgot it’s mostly just 16 yos saying “would you please excuse me” to each other and then leaving the room.
April 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Branding Luigi a terrorist is the state’s version of slapping an insanity diagnosis on someone. It gets people to focus on the individual rather than look at the conditions of the world that make their actions make sense. It’s a diversion. For the state, the scariest idea is that Luigi is sane.
December 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
If anything I hope the last month has made it perfectly clear to the working class who the police serve.
December 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The right attempting to gut social security and promote trad wife lifestyles is not a coincidence. If you have to work til you die, it’s hard to resist. If you have to parent eight kids, it’s hard to resist. It’s all part of the same script.
December 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Let’s 👏 fuckinn 👏 goooo!
BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
December 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Harrison Ford will star in Indiana Jones 9. He uses a walker now but some nonunion kid with washboard abs does everything that requires gross motor skills. Nancy Pelosi's consciousness, hosted by Amazon, is chair of Ways and Means. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is the best mayor New Paltz has ever had.
December 18, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Sitting in an airport emergency row with only a seat back pamphlet between all us passengers and certain death.

Am I capable of carrying out this duty? Sir I have no idea. I’m just a girl.
December 18, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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I think anarchy is a beautiful name for a girl
December 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Roundup time! What was your favorite book, essay or magazine piece of 2024?

I loved All Fours by Miranda July, Grief is for People by @sloanecrosley.bsky.social and Cadillac Desert by Marc Reisner.

And you?
December 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Thinking about the connection between humiliation and mass social movements. Humiliation clearly delineates who is in power and stokes rage directed toward the top that festers before exploding. Common humiliation is one of the greatest sources for common solidarity. @bigblackjacobin.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Republicans are the original Gossip Girl, Democrats are the reboot.
December 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Love how the vibe of Luigi Mangione’s manifesto is 1/3 LinkedIn post, 1/3 college ethics paper, and 1/3 a letter you write in therapy that you’re not supposed to send.
December 11, 2024 at 12:45 AM