Ashley
@ashrodwell.co.uk
Just another neurodivergent gay boy living in London who hates doing laundry, loves to eat food and spoil his dog
I hate having to make big decisions… can I just like, skip this chapter? Let the end be a mystery to me
May 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hate having to make big decisions… can I just like, skip this chapter? Let the end be a mystery to me
Honestly people that can do their full makeup routine on trains honestly have life figured out that much that they know how to optimise their time effectively, or they’re just really bad at time management. Can’t decide
April 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Honestly people that can do their full makeup routine on trains honestly have life figured out that much that they know how to optimise their time effectively, or they’re just really bad at time management. Can’t decide
Sending nudes to people to get no reaction, or a nude back is the same feeling as seeing a bill unexpectedly increase
April 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Sending nudes to people to get no reaction, or a nude back is the same feeling as seeing a bill unexpectedly increase
Imagine a world where Dentists and Doctors were on time, go on imagine - wouldn’t it be pure bliss?
(Also, why is it fine for them to run late, yet if I’m ever running just a few minutes late it’s a huge issue)
(Also, why is it fine for them to run late, yet if I’m ever running just a few minutes late it’s a huge issue)
April 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Imagine a world where Dentists and Doctors were on time, go on imagine - wouldn’t it be pure bliss?
(Also, why is it fine for them to run late, yet if I’m ever running just a few minutes late it’s a huge issue)
(Also, why is it fine for them to run late, yet if I’m ever running just a few minutes late it’s a huge issue)
Okay but why has London lost its spark and appeal now, is it time to pack up and move to a new city?
April 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Okay but why has London lost its spark and appeal now, is it time to pack up and move to a new city?
But why do I always feel like alone, misunderstood, or irrelevant until someone needs something? Hmmm, sounds like I need a holiday
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
But why do I always feel like alone, misunderstood, or irrelevant until someone needs something? Hmmm, sounds like I need a holiday
I’m sorry but this season of White Lotus was a bit of a let down
April 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m sorry but this season of White Lotus was a bit of a let down
Can my body clock chill already? I’ve been waking up anywhere between 4 and 5am consistently for the past two weeks and I can’t get to sleep, I didn’t sign up for this.
April 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Can my body clock chill already? I’ve been waking up anywhere between 4 and 5am consistently for the past two weeks and I can’t get to sleep, I didn’t sign up for this.
Nah the weather this week is going to be heaven
March 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nah the weather this week is going to be heaven
Today has actually been really cute 😊
March 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today has actually been really cute 😊
Surely 3 in 3 smokers die? They are human after all, or does the 1 smoker gain like a super human ability and become immortal? If so, poor them.
March 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Surely 3 in 3 smokers die? They are human after all, or does the 1 smoker gain like a super human ability and become immortal? If so, poor them.
My favourite thing about coming to the office is going past the barber shop, it be yours a smile in my face each morning (it’s called Barber Streisand)
March 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My favourite thing about coming to the office is going past the barber shop, it be yours a smile in my face each morning (it’s called Barber Streisand)
The latest White Lotus is giving me serious seancody.com vibes
March 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The latest White Lotus is giving me serious seancody.com vibes
Woke up craving a Greggs sausage roll, a cheeseburger and a portion of chips. Tough choices to make this morning.
March 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Woke up craving a Greggs sausage roll, a cheeseburger and a portion of chips. Tough choices to make this morning.
I need a holiday to an all inclusive, beach side resort with a pool, and a jacuzzi on the balcony of my room
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I need a holiday to an all inclusive, beach side resort with a pool, and a jacuzzi on the balcony of my room
I just farted on the tube, but about 6 people looked at me and right now I want to die
March 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just farted on the tube, but about 6 people looked at me and right now I want to die
Todays the first time I’ve sat on the train for my work commute and felt like I’m living my Carrie Bradshaw fantasy
March 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Todays the first time I’ve sat on the train for my work commute and felt like I’m living my Carrie Bradshaw fantasy
I’ve competed 278 levels of crossword jam in two days, I think I have a problem
March 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’ve competed 278 levels of crossword jam in two days, I think I have a problem
I’m so bored of getting sick all the time…
Maybe, just maybe I need to eat better.
Maybe, just maybe I need to eat better.
March 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I’m so bored of getting sick all the time…
Maybe, just maybe I need to eat better.
Maybe, just maybe I need to eat better.
Name something more comforting that having an entire first class train carriage to yourself, to then be told you’re the only passenger booked in first class for the whole trip. This is what it must feel like to be London Tipton
February 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Name something more comforting that having an entire first class train carriage to yourself, to then be told you’re the only passenger booked in first class for the whole trip. This is what it must feel like to be London Tipton
Nah I actually hate it here so much 😂
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nah I actually hate it here so much 😂
Can spring hurry up please
February 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Can spring hurry up please