This makes me wanna hug both Everett and his writer/artist. How many horses froze while their drivers were warm in a building?

You gotta do what you gotta do. Sometimes that means putting cheez whiz on your head.

Holy crap I’m a cat! Was born in the wrong body! Where’s my servant and my treats?

Well, put it down and let your cat eat it’s daifuku. As long as it doesn’t have anything it can’t eat. Your their servant so serve!

Because what you really want is every Tom Dick and Harry to walk in and out of your daycare with your kid.

I agree with your theory.

If I lived in the same town as Everett True I’d follow this man around with a bag of popcorn.

Iirc all he discovered was that everything was stupidly careful about their budgets. Dude was determined to find fraud and all be found was efficiently run department who were careful with their spending.

Cat’s celebrate ‘servant’s day’ it’s when they thank their servants for all that they do by getting onto their counters and demanding thay their servants do more. It’s a sign that they know their servants love doing things for them and are gracious enough to allow them to.

I don’t like being called out like this.

I am the difficult one, and I solve the problem with an amazon list of things that catch my eye. It has the bonus of me never being able to remember what I put in it so I am always surprised.

I’d argue that some people can be difficult to buy for, but, my dude, you don’t know her hobbies? You don’t know her taste in clothes? You don’t know if she likes earrings or bracelets? You LIVE with her! That’s not the ‘hardest decision of the year.’ Stuff.

Yeah, there are some that are better than others but there is no bad kirby game.