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Ashreitall
@ashreitall.bsky.social
Eagles liker, Phillies liker, rock and roller, Pokémon catcher. Atta boy.
Was the problem all along that She wouldn’t stop Writing Murders? Would the Murders simply stop if She stopped Writing them? I don’t know, never saw it
January 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
He’s here. He’s there. He’s every🤬where.
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Earl Thomas? Never heard of him
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
A clown car except instead of clowns it’s horrible people you weren’t aware of and now they’re Secretary of something
November 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Again, I can’t stress enough how much my emotional wellbeing depends on the Eagles winning this game. I have no place to put a loss. That space is occupied by the worst people on earth
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I personally prefer it when Jalen Hurts is awesome as opposed to when he completely forgets how to play football. Feel free to pass that along to Eagles leadership
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 AM
From what I understand, two Eagles wins this week cancels out Tr*ump’s win last week. Really need Jalen to step up
November 14, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The Eagles know that they are responsible for my emotional wellbeing and that is how I know they will win tomorrow
November 14, 2024 at 2:16 AM
One super fun game is to only root for teams that lose when it matters most
January 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Football is the worst sport and you should never watch it
January 16, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Ok baseball is good again (pending the next 3 outs)
October 13, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Baseball is bad, nobody should play it or watch it (unless Harper is ok)
October 13, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Himbo magic
October 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Back to Philly for one more round of rock and roll glory. Next stop, Lancaster. Then it’s back to the bad place
October 12, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Truly #blessed to be flying with this little gentleman @darthbluesky.bsky.social
October 12, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I would like The Void to know that I will land in Philadelphia tomorrow and I’m looking forward to meeting up with all of none of you
October 12, 2023 at 3:22 AM
So far Bluesky is like going to a party in a much nicer house full of way less awful people but none of my friends have shown up yet so I’ll just sort of stand here by the punch bowl desperately trying to make eye contact
October 12, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Just sitting here thinking about how good Jalen Carter might be. That’s normal, right? That’s normal.
October 12, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Official ruling on the tomahawk chop: Braves fans shouldn’t do it, Phillies fans shouldn’t do it. Leave that for the racist wackadoos.
October 12, 2023 at 2:57 AM
A brand new void to scream into!
October 11, 2023 at 1:30 AM