lighthouse agsly
@ashpricorn.bsky.social
Escaping to nature but here for the memes
Opened a massive debate and left the chat immediately
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Opened a massive debate and left the chat immediately
Polar express incoming
December 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Polar express incoming
Don’t like the sexually aggressive cocktail drinks that keep popping up in my feed. “Bulge in my pants” and it’s just a vodka cran?
November 30, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Don’t like the sexually aggressive cocktail drinks that keep popping up in my feed. “Bulge in my pants” and it’s just a vodka cran?
Polar Express came thru last night
November 28, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Polar Express came thru last night
Finally at grandmas
a cartoon of spongebob hugging another spongebob while wearing glasses .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob hugging another spongebob while wearing glasses .
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November 28, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Finally at grandmas
All packed up, gifts wrapped in scented paper. Garland all hung up at work. I’m ready to GTFO
November 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
All packed up, gifts wrapped in scented paper. Garland all hung up at work. I’m ready to GTFO
I need to go to Jeju Spa
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I need to go to Jeju Spa
2024 and yall still committing hate crimes? Ratchet
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
2024 and yall still committing hate crimes? Ratchet
Flighting for my life this morning on phlegm
November 23, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Flighting for my life this morning on phlegm
Ok this new phone sales trend of opening the conversation before I have 2 seconds to even say “hello, Whomst tf is this” is irritating the fuck out of me. You don’t get to bulldoze through a phone call and expect to make a sale ????
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Ok this new phone sales trend of opening the conversation before I have 2 seconds to even say “hello, Whomst tf is this” is irritating the fuck out of me. You don’t get to bulldoze through a phone call and expect to make a sale ????
Cheers to the older couple who decided to make out on the side of our gift shop at 8:45 in the morning. I aspire to give no shits like that
November 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Cheers to the older couple who decided to make out on the side of our gift shop at 8:45 in the morning. I aspire to give no shits like that
Sorry keep that 3 week old baby HOME????
November 21, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Sorry keep that 3 week old baby HOME????
Frodo the ratcoon
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Frodo the ratcoon
Found a website for astrocartography and looked at my line for lots of fortune and it landed in Larrimah Australia. Middle of nowhere south of Darwin Australia where Nico and I have joked about moving to live in the bush
November 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Found a website for astrocartography and looked at my line for lots of fortune and it landed in Larrimah Australia. Middle of nowhere south of Darwin Australia where Nico and I have joked about moving to live in the bush
Currently
a cartoon character sitting in a red chair
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a red chair
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November 20, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Currently
I was in such a brain fog earlier I couldn’t remember the word “crochet” and I kept sitting in sadness like “you cannot cashew a blanket 😭”
November 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I was in such a brain fog earlier I couldn’t remember the word “crochet” and I kept sitting in sadness like “you cannot cashew a blanket 😭”
I just want to be soft like this always
November 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I just want to be soft like this always
Aha yes sneezing up blood, love that for me
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Aha yes sneezing up blood, love that for me
Had a melatonin dream where Celine and Lucile took me around France but the Eiffel Tower was super small and we drove to an area that looked like the American West?
November 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Had a melatonin dream where Celine and Lucile took me around France but the Eiffel Tower was super small and we drove to an area that looked like the American West?
I put myself down a lot but I am a good person. A lady lost her phone at my job and I was able to locate it and offered to take it back to her in town bc she already left the island. You never know what peoples situations are, she got her phone back and I got a little money and some PJ Thai otw
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I put myself down a lot but I am a good person. A lady lost her phone at my job and I was able to locate it and offered to take it back to her in town bc she already left the island. You never know what peoples situations are, she got her phone back and I got a little money and some PJ Thai otw
I feel like limp dick
November 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I feel like limp dick
Took a bunch of gummy vitamins this morning and my body thinks that was breakfast and is now hungry again
November 18, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Took a bunch of gummy vitamins this morning and my body thinks that was breakfast and is now hungry again
Found random meds in my dads car and just ate them. Waiting to see what happens
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Found random meds in my dads car and just ate them. Waiting to see what happens
Back and body hurts omfg
November 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Back and body hurts omfg