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I honestly considered borrowing a friend's expert mouser, things were... bad. Perils of old houses with one too many ways in!

as someone who had a mouse infestation and the world's most spoiled please-I-do-not-do-work cats, I would actually have been thrilled had my cats hunted a single damn thing (I love my cats very very much but hunters they are not!)

this comment is absolutely perfect in every aspect

Oh noooo--the I can't take a break because then things get *worse* issue! The worst, truly

I wish I could make it better and send you 6 months (or 6 years maybe, why stop at 6 months) of paid vacation

I loved those--maybe it's time for a re-read!