For 10 days, I have been waiting like this for a package that contains possibly the best hoodie I'll ever own. It says it's arriving todayyy

I'm using this account to be weird and unfiltered because no one knows me here except my sister. And she's been putting up with my bullshit for over 3 decades so it's fine.

I was going to go play in traffic today, but I heard someone ask Hasanabi if he jerks off to himself in the mirror. I'm still a fuckin mess, but damn that cracked me up. I'll stick it out a little longer.

I am screaming into the Internet because the line to scream into the void is too long.

No one actually knows just how fucking fed up I am with them, their bullshit, the way the world is, all the other stuff that keeps me up at night... It's like my own fun, little secret that I get to keep until it ultimately drives me to be institutionalized. 😁 Weeeeeeee 🎉🎉🎉

This is Roxanne. She still needs work, but we've come so far! She is suicide prevention, honestly. I look forward to all the restoration and fun add-on projects I get to do. I love driving her, and I'd be heartbroken if we got wrapped around a pole. She is suicide prevention. Lol but seriously.

Chinga la migra 🖕🏼

Look at my child.