A man with neck tattoos just said "Yes, sir" to me. 😈

Having to throw this trash can into a larger trash can just feels so apropos for this moment.

Why would you describe your product as an "oral rehydration solution"? Like do you not think I know it's a drink?

Do y'all ever eat something and it doesn't feel dry when it's in your mouth but then it's like the inside of a teddy bear as it's going down your esophagus?

Can someone please tell me once and for all how to boil an egg?

Why does every mailman have really nice calves?