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Ashley Saturday
@ashleysaturday.bsky.social
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Comedian but also a human woman
Also Also: Troubles Stepmom
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Ashley Saturday @ashleysaturday.bsky.social · Feb 3
"When we create art that helps us show people our love, and shows them how you see them, and makes them feel seen, and then mirrors being seen and the affirmation of seeing others, THAT is the foundation of humanity and why love is the strongest thing we know."@floraltrebuchet.bsky.social
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This little chonk turned 17 this week and is a known scamp! Happy early Caturday from Trouble Problems!!!
Trouble, a long-haired gray chonk of a cat with a glorious white cravat, is looking miffed that I put her on the couch to take a picture for work Slack but was too shy to post because I don't know anyone in the #meow group in Slack!
September 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Trouble is still good girl
A fluffy gray cat on a couch being good girl
April 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Help redeem the soul of America 🙏🏼
April 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Senator Booker is doing something! Starting off referencing John Lewis a fucking American hero #goodtrouble
April 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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have we learned nothing from matt gaetz?!
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 26
SCOOP: A WIRED review of public data shows that national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
Mike Waltz Left His Venmo Friends List Public
A WIRED review shows national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
www.wired.com
March 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The ACA was cool because before the ACA EVERY SINGLE CHILD WITH CANCER hit their annual and lifetime limits almost immediately and were denied insurance for the rest of their lives and after the ACA that’s illegal.
alexflexnelson.bsky.social Church of Civic Duty @alexflexnelson.bsky.social · Mar 23
The ACA was cool because before the ACA you could hit your lifetime maximum before you were a month old and be denied insurance for the rest of your life and after the ACA that’s illegal.
March 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Trouble looks expectantly at you
Trouble, a chunky long-haired gray and white cat, looks expectantly at you. She is sitting below a bookshelf in her bed. One of the bookshelf cubes is empty for when she wants to cosplay as a book.
March 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Did you know that you can pet Trouble's tum tum during your break? True cat facts #caturday
A long haired gray cat with white belly and feetsies is in a nautilus shell formation on couch. she is currently accepting tum tum rubs
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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when are all the dads whose entire personality is ww2 gonna wake the fuck up
March 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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It's #Caturday and that means Trouble is blep
Floofy gray and white kitty is lounging on the couch with her tongue sticking out
March 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Trouble is here for midweek #caturday
Trouble, a long haired gray kitty is lounging with her white arms stretched outside her cat bed.
March 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I think we need a midweek #caturday to get us to regular #caturday. Here's Trouble and what's for dinner
Trouble, a white a gray floofy teenaged cat who is also a tiny wittle baby is curled into the corner of the couch with a blanket at her feet ( "little feetsies") in case they get cold. In front of her is Connie Willis's Doomsday Book, in front of that is a cookbook open to the recipe "Salt and Vinegar Kale Chips with Fried Chickpeas and Avocado"
February 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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It's Caturday! Trouble being Supergirl and taking a well-deserved nap
Trouble a gray and white fluffy old cat has her arms extended over the cat bed like superman and her head down. she is sleepy. she will save us
February 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Elon Musk castrating the US goverment, demanding it be fruitful, then swooping in to "save" it with his tesla nazi jizz
February 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Trouble was a brave little toaster at the vet and it only took 3 vet techs to get her blood drawn #happycaturday
Image of Trouble, a gray and white long-haired cat hiding under a chair at the vets office. She has very alert facial expression and big green eyes and is the best kitty cat.
February 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Asked a librarian friend of mine to research shirley temple boy for me and report her findings
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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new health secretary bout to go full "bama vaxed" on the us #usausausa #vaccines #vaccinated #standup #rfk #healthsecretary #hhs #kennedys #weliveinhell #rfkjr
February 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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These memes are somehow even more accurate this year #canva #butker #americangirldolls #superbowl
Historical American Girl Dolls Addy and Josephina stand next to each other, below them is a side by side image of a normal brain and a CTE brain. The CTE brain is shriveled up. To the left side of image is KC Chief Harrison Butker and he's thinking "Eff U Addy, Josephina. Less DEI, More CTE". A picture of a mansion in the background. The foreground shows a completely nude blonde American Girl doll with a harried expression and bedraggled appearance and a yellow "help" sign is behind her suggesting the obvious. To the left is a picture of Harrison Butker and a quote by him that reads "My Hot blonde wife reads bible verse about blowjob husband. Cooks meal of food."
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It's #caturday! Trouble is the best little kitty and not at all skeptical of me singing little songs about her!
A chonky long-haired gray and white cat is curled into a bean on a cat bed. She has a skeptical expression on her face
February 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"When we create art that helps us show people our love, and shows them how you see them, and makes them feel seen, and then mirrors being seen and the affirmation of seeing others, THAT is the foundation of humanity and why love is the strongest thing we know."@floraltrebuchet.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Shakira Two Mics! One per hip so we can hear all the untuous veracity!
February 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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jeremy strong is daniel-day lewising this dunkin' donuts commercial and i'm waiting for him to deadpan to sabrina carpenter "who's that 'that's that me espresso now, toots?" and start a duel or something. i want to see that duel!
February 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Chappell Roan. Livable Wages. Yes!
February 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Doechii performin in Tom Ford in full front ways split is why women need bifurcated garments!!!

she's rocked two pants categories and now is in british pants that's three pants all together!!!
February 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Taylor Swift handing the best country album grammy to Beyoncé for Cowboy Carter is the kind of moral arc of the universe is long but it bends towards justice MLK was talking about. I love living in the pocket universe of the grammys tonight
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM