Ashleyn Lagerberg
@ashleynlagerberg.bsky.social
Screenwriter • Opera Singer • Director • Composer • Mother of Cats
Creator of a TV show no one’s heard of
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@corybantic_lad on Twitter
Creator of a TV show no one’s heard of
🏳️🌈🇺🇦
@corybantic_lad on Twitter
GUYS I SOLD MY FIRST TUTU
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
GUYS I SOLD MY FIRST TUTU
For some reason, this time of year makes me want to work on my sci-fi pilot. So that’s what I’m doing today. 😎
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November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
For some reason, this time of year makes me want to work on my sci-fi pilot. So that’s what I’m doing today. 😎
#scriptsky
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Slightly inebriated post-Thanksgiving dinner is really one of the best states to be in.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Slightly inebriated post-Thanksgiving dinner is really one of the best states to be in.
There’s an older couple that comes into my work regularly, and they’ve both been very supportive of my musical ventures. They always ask me how things are going and congratulate me on my successes. I’m grateful for them today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There’s an older couple that comes into my work regularly, and they’ve both been very supportive of my musical ventures. They always ask me how things are going and congratulate me on my successes. I’m grateful for them today.
I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one, Charlie Brown!
GOD THY WILL IS HAAARD
BUT YOU HOLD EVERY CAAARD
I WILL DRINK YOUR CUUUUP OF POISON
BUT YOU HOLD EVERY CAAARD
I WILL DRINK YOUR CUUUUP OF POISON
but did you know that when it snows
my eyes become large and
the light that you shine can't be seeeeeen
BAAAYYBEEEEEE
my eyes become large and
the light that you shine can't be seeeeeen
BAAAYYBEEEEEE
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
GOD THY WILL IS HAAARD
BUT YOU HOLD EVERY CAAARD
I WILL DRINK YOUR CUUUUP OF POISON
BUT YOU HOLD EVERY CAAARD
I WILL DRINK YOUR CUUUUP OF POISON
Back to the Future
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Come and See
The Princess Bride
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Come and See
The Princess Bride
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Back to the Future
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Come and See
The Princess Bride
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Come and See
The Princess Bride
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Set up an Etsy shop for my tutus yesterday. Yeah, I don’t have any listings up yet, but it’s still fun to have a little “shop.” ☺️
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Set up an Etsy shop for my tutus yesterday. Yeah, I don’t have any listings up yet, but it’s still fun to have a little “shop.” ☺️
I love him.
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I love him.
I got myself Chinese food and I’m going to eat it and do some writing and hopefully I’ll feel somewhat better about my life afterwards.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I got myself Chinese food and I’m going to eat it and do some writing and hopefully I’ll feel somewhat better about my life afterwards.
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#CharacterIntroTuesday, you say? Here’s one from PRIMA, my ballet script no one asked for.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
#CharacterIntroTuesday, you say? Here’s one from PRIMA, my ballet script no one asked for.
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The use of “urged” is so funny to me.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The use of “urged” is so funny to me.
So I just saw a picture of him from the front, and he does not look like Mads Mikkelsen at all. But his side profile, somehow, is uncanny.
So in our orchestra, there is a violist who looks like Mads Mikkelsen and whenever we (the chorus) aren’t singing, I like to watch him and imagine it’s Mads Mikkelsen’s James Bond character playing the viola.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So I just saw a picture of him from the front, and he does not look like Mads Mikkelsen at all. But his side profile, somehow, is uncanny.
I’m jealous. I want to write one of the best pilots of all time too. 😤
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November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m jealous. I want to write one of the best pilots of all time too. 😤
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
So in our orchestra, there is a violist who looks like Mads Mikkelsen and whenever we (the chorus) aren’t singing, I like to watch him and imagine it’s Mads Mikkelsen’s James Bond character playing the viola.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So in our orchestra, there is a violist who looks like Mads Mikkelsen and whenever we (the chorus) aren’t singing, I like to watch him and imagine it’s Mads Mikkelsen’s James Bond character playing the viola.
To the man who was sitting in the front-ish row at tonight’s concert and was visibly moved by the music from beginning to end, just know that I appreciate you so much and was crying tears of joy as I left the stage because of how much you enjoyed our performance.
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
To the man who was sitting in the front-ish row at tonight’s concert and was visibly moved by the music from beginning to end, just know that I appreciate you so much and was crying tears of joy as I left the stage because of how much you enjoyed our performance.
It’s a tie between “Temporary Secretary” by Paul McCartney and “Driving In My Car” by Madness
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s a tie between “Temporary Secretary” by Paul McCartney and “Driving In My Car” by Madness
Verdi rehearsal is over, current tutu project is finished, I’m not tired enough to go to bed yet… time to write some shit.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Verdi rehearsal is over, current tutu project is finished, I’m not tired enough to go to bed yet… time to write some shit.
#scriptsky
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Trying to come up with a riveting story about a ballet company that also depicts ballet company life accurately (i.e. not Black Swan) is turning out to be not the easiest thing on the planet…
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November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trying to come up with a riveting story about a ballet company that also depicts ballet company life accurately (i.e. not Black Swan) is turning out to be not the easiest thing on the planet…
#scriptsky
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So I took some ballet classes again last night and guess which ballet we learnt excerpts from?
Giselle. The same one I’m featuring in my ballet script.
I think this whole thing might possibly be meant to be.
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Giselle. The same one I’m featuring in my ballet script.
I think this whole thing might possibly be meant to be.
#scriptsky
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So I took some ballet classes again last night and guess which ballet we learnt excerpts from?
Giselle. The same one I’m featuring in my ballet script.
I think this whole thing might possibly be meant to be.
#scriptsky
Giselle. The same one I’m featuring in my ballet script.
I think this whole thing might possibly be meant to be.
#scriptsky
Happy World Opera Day, everyone. 🎶
This is why I do it. This is why I want to spend an obscene amount of money on music school and auditions, receive thousands of rejections, but still persevere and work my way up the ranks of the opera world. So I can perform onstage wearing fucking JEANS. 🫠
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy World Opera Day, everyone. 🎶
Does anyone have any writing-related work they need done? Because I can do it. I’m fast and reliable like an internet service. I also really need money. If any of that appeals to you, feel free to DM me!
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October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Does anyone have any writing-related work they need done? Because I can do it. I’m fast and reliable like an internet service. I also really need money. If any of that appeals to you, feel free to DM me!
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NAME: Ashleyn Lagerberg
CRIME: Starting screenplays but never finishing them
PUNISHMENT: Exile
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CRIME: Starting screenplays but never finishing them
PUNISHMENT: Exile
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NAME: Leah Simmons
CRIME: Immediately emailing someone with an updated draft because I made a change on page 3 🫠
PUNISHMENT: 48 hours writer jail
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CRIME: Immediately emailing someone with an updated draft because I made a change on page 3 🫠
PUNISHMENT: 48 hours writer jail
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NAME: Sam Robotham
CRIME: Added 9 pages to the next draft of my script when I swore I wouldn't add more than 3
PUNISHMENT: 1 full week in Writer Jail
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CRIME: Added 9 pages to the next draft of my script when I swore I wouldn't add more than 3
PUNISHMENT: 1 full week in Writer Jail
#Scriptsky
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NAME: Ashleyn Lagerberg
CRIME: Starting screenplays but never finishing them
PUNISHMENT: Exile
#scriptsky
CRIME: Starting screenplays but never finishing them
PUNISHMENT: Exile
#scriptsky
This is why I do it. This is why I want to spend an obscene amount of money on music school and auditions, receive thousands of rejections, but still persevere and work my way up the ranks of the opera world. So I can perform onstage wearing fucking JEANS. 🫠
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is why I do it. This is why I want to spend an obscene amount of money on music school and auditions, receive thousands of rejections, but still persevere and work my way up the ranks of the opera world. So I can perform onstage wearing fucking JEANS. 🫠