Ashley Hynes
@ashleyhynes.bsky.social
She/Her- Trans woman- Lesbian- subway conductor- theme park nerd- Marvel fanatic- lover of poofy ball gowns.
Ah, lexical ambiguity…
I report to work 3 days a week at the subway station across the street from the cemetery where Trump’s parents & brother are buried.
Metropolitan Avenue, last stop on the M train.
This location is also about a mile from my house. Which is why I can safely say he never visits.
I report to work 3 days a week at the subway station across the street from the cemetery where Trump’s parents & brother are buried.
Metropolitan Avenue, last stop on the M train.
This location is also about a mile from my house. Which is why I can safely say he never visits.
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ah, lexical ambiguity…
I report to work 3 days a week at the subway station across the street from the cemetery where Trump’s parents & brother are buried.
Metropolitan Avenue, last stop on the M train.
This location is also about a mile from my house. Which is why I can safely say he never visits.
I report to work 3 days a week at the subway station across the street from the cemetery where Trump’s parents & brother are buried.
Metropolitan Avenue, last stop on the M train.
This location is also about a mile from my house. Which is why I can safely say he never visits.
I don’t smoke or drink.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don’t smoke or drink.
That thread also lead me to this image and I feel like Diogenes finding that one honest man…
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
That thread also lead me to this image and I feel like Diogenes finding that one honest man…
Came across this guy this evening… “my trans friends can’t get the care they need because the democrats did jack shit while in office!”
He is getting ratioed as we speak.
He is getting ratioed as we speak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Came across this guy this evening… “my trans friends can’t get the care they need because the democrats did jack shit while in office!”
He is getting ratioed as we speak.
He is getting ratioed as we speak.
“Explicitly because the dems did jack shit while in office”
So does this qualify as “having done Jack shit”?
Dr. Rachel Levine MD, commissioned as an Admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and appointed deputy secretary of Health & Human Services by Biden
So does this qualify as “having done Jack shit”?
Dr. Rachel Levine MD, commissioned as an Admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and appointed deputy secretary of Health & Human Services by Biden
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Explicitly because the dems did jack shit while in office”
So does this qualify as “having done Jack shit”?
Dr. Rachel Levine MD, commissioned as an Admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and appointed deputy secretary of Health & Human Services by Biden
So does this qualify as “having done Jack shit”?
Dr. Rachel Levine MD, commissioned as an Admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and appointed deputy secretary of Health & Human Services by Biden
No, I just have a very narrow door.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No, I just have a very narrow door.
I have a thing for big gowns after all.
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have a thing for big gowns after all.
My Alexa keeps trying to get to add stuff..
Listen you little silver ball, you are a clock and a glorified light switch.
I don’t care you have another voice. Your job is so I can turn the lights on or off without having to undo my CPAP in the dark.
Listen you little silver ball, you are a clock and a glorified light switch.
I don’t care you have another voice. Your job is so I can turn the lights on or off without having to undo my CPAP in the dark.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My Alexa keeps trying to get to add stuff..
Listen you little silver ball, you are a clock and a glorified light switch.
I don’t care you have another voice. Your job is so I can turn the lights on or off without having to undo my CPAP in the dark.
Listen you little silver ball, you are a clock and a glorified light switch.
I don’t care you have another voice. Your job is so I can turn the lights on or off without having to undo my CPAP in the dark.
Pilot light doesn’t want to stay on. May need new thermocouple sensor. (It’s lit there cause I had manually done so, it went off when I let go of the feed trigger)
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Pilot light doesn’t want to stay on. May need new thermocouple sensor. (It’s lit there cause I had manually done so, it went off when I let go of the feed trigger)
Yeah… look at this Civil War winning beardo…
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Yeah… look at this Civil War winning beardo…
Eh… not so fair… you know who was infact involved in this…
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Eh… not so fair… you know who was infact involved in this…
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Trying to keep my neighbor’s son, my “nephew”, entertained.
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trying to keep my neighbor’s son, my “nephew”, entertained.
I knew someone would try to pull this stunt and this guy at Cuomo’s party calling Sliwa “the spoiler” proved me right.
Except for the fact the Mamdani has more votes that those two losers put together.
It’s simple. We didn’t want the abuser or Cat Man…
Except for the fact the Mamdani has more votes that those two losers put together.
It’s simple. We didn’t want the abuser or Cat Man…
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I knew someone would try to pull this stunt and this guy at Cuomo’s party calling Sliwa “the spoiler” proved me right.
Except for the fact the Mamdani has more votes that those two losers put together.
It’s simple. We didn’t want the abuser or Cat Man…
Except for the fact the Mamdani has more votes that those two losers put together.
It’s simple. We didn’t want the abuser or Cat Man…
Not getting as much attention, but the other two major city wide offices, Public Advocate and Comptroller, both cleaned house at 1.3 million votes each.
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Not getting as much attention, but the other two major city wide offices, Public Advocate and Comptroller, both cleaned house at 1.3 million votes each.
Fuck Andrew Cuomo!
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Fuck Andrew Cuomo!
Early NYC ballots are in!
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Early NYC ballots are in!
Someone call the New Jsery State Police… we need to report a murder…
Mikie Sherrill is close to 600,000 votes in NJ.
Mikie Sherrill is close to 600,000 votes in NJ.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Someone call the New Jsery State Police… we need to report a murder…
Mikie Sherrill is close to 600,000 votes in NJ.
Mikie Sherrill is close to 600,000 votes in NJ.
Doc Hopper has endorsed Andrew Cuomo…
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Doc Hopper has endorsed Andrew Cuomo…
This is just randomly sat on the windowsill in the dispatcher’s office at work…
A full VHS box set of “Fawlty Towers”…
A full VHS box set of “Fawlty Towers”…
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is just randomly sat on the windowsill in the dispatcher’s office at work…
A full VHS box set of “Fawlty Towers”…
A full VHS box set of “Fawlty Towers”…
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Harrison Schmitt on Apollo 17 with the Lunar Flag Assembly. You can see the horizontal arm sticking out of the end of the flag.
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Harrison Schmitt on Apollo 17 with the Lunar Flag Assembly. You can see the horizontal arm sticking out of the end of the flag.
Went to Google the new Quasi-moon 2025 PN7… and this little animation plays of two moons with faces flying across the screen together.
Now if only this thing was, firstly, actually orbiting Earth; secondly, staying, and thirdly, larger than the ISS…
Now if only this thing was, firstly, actually orbiting Earth; secondly, staying, and thirdly, larger than the ISS…
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Went to Google the new Quasi-moon 2025 PN7… and this little animation plays of two moons with faces flying across the screen together.
Now if only this thing was, firstly, actually orbiting Earth; secondly, staying, and thirdly, larger than the ISS…
Now if only this thing was, firstly, actually orbiting Earth; secondly, staying, and thirdly, larger than the ISS…
Now six days into the White House’s attempt to get a foot in the door on this site…
115,110 people have blocked it directly
555,314 via lists.
670,424 total blocks.
115,110 people have blocked it directly
555,314 via lists.
670,424 total blocks.
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Now six days into the White House’s attempt to get a foot in the door on this site…
115,110 people have blocked it directly
555,314 via lists.
670,424 total blocks.
115,110 people have blocked it directly
555,314 via lists.
670,424 total blocks.
The joys of wholesale club shopping…
Is this a bag of popcorn or a pillow..?
Is this a bag of popcorn or a pillow..?
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The joys of wholesale club shopping…
Is this a bag of popcorn or a pillow..?
Is this a bag of popcorn or a pillow..?