Ashley Berns
ashleyberns.bsky.social
Ashley Berns
@ashleyberns.bsky.social
Literary Manager & Producer - Leigh Hill Management
He calls it Quiche de Cabinet
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The one where James Bond bakes a quiche Lorraine.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I see the point but Gibson is literally the Lethal Weapon of the title. I never saw him as vulnerable, he’s set up as almost superhuman with his marksmanship and fighting skills.
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Reagan era was all about the indestructible tough guy. Willis was vulnerable, felt pain, and was funny in a self-deprecating way. At the time he was an entirely new kind of action hero.
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“Don’t you worry about monsters under the bed, they don’t exist… it’s the monster within you need to worry about.”
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Only to the Spanish/Egyptian. The Scotsman calls it L’ogmané.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Yum! Can’t wait!
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Heartfelt, witty, erudite, loved it. I miss the raconteurs like Peter Ustinov on chat shows.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi Molly!
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If I came back from China speaking fluent Chinese, everyone would be impressed. I come back from the USA speaking fluent American and everyone takes the piss.

My issue is that I forget which pronunciation goes with each country. Schedule or schedule? Controversy or controversy?
September 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Carlito’s Way, every time.
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Which bit and how do you know?
June 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🇺🇸 and 🇬🇧 thought they had won the Cold War with the break up of the USSR. Meanwhile, Russia kept at it. Brexit and Trump being the major victories.
May 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Episode V: The Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
May 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And the unofficial Never Say Mass Again
May 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Dude abides.
April 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM