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smashley
@ashleyann.bsky.social
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not good at most things
chicago edition
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my assistant
my black cat in sitting directly in front of the tv while i’m playing powerwash simulator 2
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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we’re singing now GO, CUBS GO!
the scoreboard at wrigley right after the W flag was put up the marquee outside of wrigley field that says “CUBS WIN!”
September 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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we’re talking about playoff baseball
the marquee at wrigley field - it says parsers vs cubs and a crowd is gathering out front wrigley field empty before the game starts. the clock is on the big screen counting down the minutes. the seats are full
September 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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still here
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a cropped tshirt that says no horn watch for finger, black leggings and a flannel tied around my waist, and a backwards black ball cap
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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last game of the year unless someone wants to take me to playoffs…
wrigley field from the bleachers as the cubs are on the field for the 8th inning
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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pretty kitty

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smashley looking in a bathroom mirror. i’m putting bright pink blush on my cheeks with a small brush and wearing a pair of red cat ears with a pink glittery party hat on one. I have on a pink shimmery dress, a couple of necklaces, and bracelets smashley looking in a bathroom mirror. i’m admiring the bright pink blush on my cheeks and holding a small makeup brush. i’m wearing a pair of red cat ears with a pink glittery party hat on one. I have on a pink shimmery dress, a couple of necklaces, and bracelets
September 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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another beautiful night for baseball
wrigley field as the cubs take the field for the 7th inning
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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i’m still here :)
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing blue shorts, a blue t shirt, a white and blue striped button down and a black ball cap
September 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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RETVRN
an unopened copy of gears of war reloaded sitting on my legs
August 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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ATTABOYS
wrigley field after a cub win! clark is flying the W flag and the boys are lining up
August 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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baseball girlfriend
wrigley field, cubs are on the field. boyd is about to throw out a pitch
August 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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and she back
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing. blue and white striped tank top and black ball cap
August 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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by pure luck i ended up there during the perseids and spent each evening watching meteors burn across the sky. one night it was so clear you could see the whole milky way stretching through the darkness
the moon above the ocean. it’s lighting a large path from the horizon to the beach. a large lunar halo is visible around it. it was stunning to see in the sky the night sky lit up with stars. you can see the milky way, like actual space dust, glowing a touch orange stars in a black sky on a very clear night the moon over the ocean shining bright making the clouds visible in the photo. on the dark beach is a towel laid out for viewing the stars
August 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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amazing how when i get near a large body of water my screen time falls off and i only use my phone to look up the sunrises and sunsets
an empty beach at sunrise. the clouds are glowing pink, yellow and orange and it’s reflecting off the wet sand at low tide smash sitting on the beach overlooking the ocean and a sunset. you can see my legs outstretched and the sky is glowing the sun setting over the ocean. a wave is breaking in the bottom of the frame. the sky above the water glows pink and orange with dark blue clouds streaking through a large dark cloud that looks like a dragon sitting large in the sky against a pink sunset. grass and trees sit shadowed in the foreground with a peek of ocean behind them.
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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took the babes on a little boat today :)
smash sitting on a boat, you can see the water and chicago skyline behind me. i’m wearing a black bikini top under a leopard print dress, a black ball cap backwards on my head and a pair of small square sunglasses
August 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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chat, i’ve seen so many people sitting on patios eating lunch today

stay inside or mask up
SEPA AirNowCurrent Air Quality 180 AQI Unhealthy Details > Chicago, IL 11 AM CDT JUL 31, 2025
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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theme last night was rave… my team went as a conspiracy of ravens and obviously won the costume contest
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a black tank top and a tutu with lights in it. i have glowsticks around my arms, waist, and neck. a mask of black feathers with a small beak sits perched on top of my head
July 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a white t shirt that says work sucks and a black ball cap
July 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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it’s been awhile
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a black printed tshirt, purple bike shorts, and a striped shirt is tied around my waist
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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sure am
send me anonymous messages! Are you actually a girlfriend?
June 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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the lion king
send me anonymous messages! What's the first movie you have concrete memories of seeing?
June 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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classic chocolate chip
send me anonymous messages! What is your favourite type of cookie?
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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just a bar i frequent :) i started taking selfies there over a year ago and just made it a thing
send me anonymous messages! what's the story of the bathroom with the cool wallpaper? is that where you work or something? send me anonymous messages! What's up with the flamingo bathroom? Everyone is intrigued.
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a black graphic tee and making a goofy smile in the mirror
June 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a black tank top and shorts, a white and blue striped button up, and a backwards black ballcap
June 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM