Ashley Amber Sava
@ashleyambersava.bsky.social
And so it begins…
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And so it begins…
Does the disappearance of TikTok accidentally reveal a generation’s complete inability to function without hyper-specific algorithms feeding them their personality?
January 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Does the disappearance of TikTok accidentally reveal a generation’s complete inability to function without hyper-specific algorithms feeding them their personality?
Reality check: Change doesn’t care about dates. Growth happens when you finally get sick enough of your own BS to do something about it. And that doesn’t require confetti, a countdown, or some “Vision Board 2025” workshop.
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
January 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reality check: Change doesn’t care about dates. Growth happens when you finally get sick enough of your own BS to do something about it. And that doesn’t require confetti, a countdown, or some “Vision Board 2025” workshop.
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
Fresh off a kill.
December 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Fresh off a kill.
You hover over the keyboard, ready to deploy the big guns: an em dash. The sexiest punctuation mark of all. A linguistic power move. But you pause. You delete. You can’t risk it. Not because it’s wrong, but because it’s too right.
Why? Because in 2024, em dashes have been canceled…
Why? Because in 2024, em dashes have been canceled…
December 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
You hover over the keyboard, ready to deploy the big guns: an em dash. The sexiest punctuation mark of all. A linguistic power move. But you pause. You delete. You can’t risk it. Not because it’s wrong, but because it’s too right.
Why? Because in 2024, em dashes have been canceled…
Why? Because in 2024, em dashes have been canceled…
Real email from YesMadam…
Need to drop 10 pounds FAST? Chop off your head. You'll be dead, but you will have accomplished your goal.
It's that kind of energy.
Need to drop 10 pounds FAST? Chop off your head. You'll be dead, but you will have accomplished your goal.
It's that kind of energy.
December 9, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Real email from YesMadam…
Need to drop 10 pounds FAST? Chop off your head. You'll be dead, but you will have accomplished your goal.
It's that kind of energy.
Need to drop 10 pounds FAST? Chop off your head. You'll be dead, but you will have accomplished your goal.
It's that kind of energy.
2025 isn’t just coming—it’s squatting. And Mocha Mousse is here to remind you that sometimes, beige is just the universe taking a dump on your dreams. #pantone
December 7, 2024 at 12:11 AM
2025 isn’t just coming—it’s squatting. And Mocha Mousse is here to remind you that sometimes, beige is just the universe taking a dump on your dreams. #pantone
Ordered an Uber to pick up my mother-in-law and couldn’t help but think of how hilarious it would be if Richard here went by Dick.
December 4, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Ordered an Uber to pick up my mother-in-law and couldn’t help but think of how hilarious it would be if Richard here went by Dick.
Yesterday, I was minding my own business (a.k.a. doomscrolling), when a Walmart ad—a Walmart ad!—ambushed me in the most unholy, unexpectedly delightful way possible.
#gilmoregirls #advertising
#gilmoregirls #advertising
The perfect gift for Lorelai? Coming right up 🎁☕️ Follow your faves from #GilmoreGirls back to #StarsHollow and relive the magic this holiday season.
TikTok video by Walmart
www.tiktok.com
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Yesterday, I was minding my own business (a.k.a. doomscrolling), when a Walmart ad—a Walmart ad!—ambushed me in the most unholy, unexpectedly delightful way possible.
#gilmoregirls #advertising
#gilmoregirls #advertising
Say no more.
December 3, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Say no more.
Deck the halls with vague goals and "we'll reconnect in Q1" lies. Pour some potent eggnog, crank up the out-of-office replies and remember: “Let’s get this done before the holidays” is a festive way of saying, “I will make this your problem while I disappear for two weeks.”
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Deck the halls with vague goals and "we'll reconnect in Q1" lies. Pour some potent eggnog, crank up the out-of-office replies and remember: “Let’s get this done before the holidays” is a festive way of saying, “I will make this your problem while I disappear for two weeks.”
Reposted by Ashley Amber Sava
Yes! We can choose to NOT have it all. This article describes how I burnt down a toxic career and online persona in favor of building connections with those who don't:
- deliver fatly-veiled insults
- take advantage of others
- threaten to put me in jail
@ashleyambersava.bsky.social
- deliver fatly-veiled insults
- take advantage of others
- threaten to put me in jail
@ashleyambersava.bsky.social
Mercy Kill Your Online Persona | Chronically Online Magazine
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December 2, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Yes! We can choose to NOT have it all. This article describes how I burnt down a toxic career and online persona in favor of building connections with those who don't:
- deliver fatly-veiled insults
- take advantage of others
- threaten to put me in jail
@ashleyambersava.bsky.social
- deliver fatly-veiled insults
- take advantage of others
- threaten to put me in jail
@ashleyambersava.bsky.social
'Tis the season of:
Let's close the loop before EOW=I’m lighting this dumpster fire and yeeting it directly into your lap.
Let’s expedite this to hit the Q4 deliverables= Summon elves to magically un-f*** the timeline I broke.
Adding this to the backlog for 2025=This will never see the light of day.
Let's close the loop before EOW=I’m lighting this dumpster fire and yeeting it directly into your lap.
Let’s expedite this to hit the Q4 deliverables= Summon elves to magically un-f*** the timeline I broke.
Adding this to the backlog for 2025=This will never see the light of day.
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
'Tis the season of:
Let's close the loop before EOW=I’m lighting this dumpster fire and yeeting it directly into your lap.
Let’s expedite this to hit the Q4 deliverables= Summon elves to magically un-f*** the timeline I broke.
Adding this to the backlog for 2025=This will never see the light of day.
Let's close the loop before EOW=I’m lighting this dumpster fire and yeeting it directly into your lap.
Let’s expedite this to hit the Q4 deliverables= Summon elves to magically un-f*** the timeline I broke.
Adding this to the backlog for 2025=This will never see the light of day.
Someone had a lot of fun on that “Instead Of” list. 😂
November 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Someone had a lot of fun on that “Instead Of” list. 😂
I keep hearing about thirtysomethings hosting Thanksgiving, and I’m like, how? What witchcraft gave you hosting rights? In our families, you’re not considered for a major holiday until you’re a grandparent—or never. It’s more of a you’ll pry the gravy boat out of my cold, dead hands situation.
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I keep hearing about thirtysomethings hosting Thanksgiving, and I’m like, how? What witchcraft gave you hosting rights? In our families, you’re not considered for a major holiday until you’re a grandparent—or never. It’s more of a you’ll pry the gravy boat out of my cold, dead hands situation.
I want to have several stern words with the person responsible for the sugar wafers packaging. There is no responsible or reasonable way to open this. 🫠
November 26, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I want to have several stern words with the person responsible for the sugar wafers packaging. There is no responsible or reasonable way to open this. 🫠
Them: “Why did you bring that jellied Ocean Spray cranberry sauce? My cranberry sauce is homemade—REAL cranberries! Seems like we misplaced the can opener anyway…”
Clapback: “Oh, is that why it tastes like a lumpy, bitter punishment? Don’t worry, I brought a backup can opener. Stay mad.”
Clapback: “Oh, is that why it tastes like a lumpy, bitter punishment? Don’t worry, I brought a backup can opener. Stay mad.”
a person is holding a white plate with a jelly on it .
ALT: a person is holding a white plate with a jelly on it .
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November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Them: “Why did you bring that jellied Ocean Spray cranberry sauce? My cranberry sauce is homemade—REAL cranberries! Seems like we misplaced the can opener anyway…”
Clapback: “Oh, is that why it tastes like a lumpy, bitter punishment? Don’t worry, I brought a backup can opener. Stay mad.”
Clapback: “Oh, is that why it tastes like a lumpy, bitter punishment? Don’t worry, I brought a backup can opener. Stay mad.”
“You’re not hungry, you’re thirsty. You’re not hungry, you’re thirsty.” I repeat to myself as I turn on the coffee maker, grab a bag of Gushers for the wait, and pour some sweet tea into a glass.
November 25, 2024 at 7:48 PM
“You’re not hungry, you’re thirsty. You’re not hungry, you’re thirsty.” I repeat to myself as I turn on the coffee maker, grab a bag of Gushers for the wait, and pour some sweet tea into a glass.
Headed to the Forbidden Forest experience in Austin. Any tips? #austin #harrypotter
November 22, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Headed to the Forbidden Forest experience in Austin. Any tips? #austin #harrypotter
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Do you love books? Do you live in Texas?
TexShare is a program that says, “You read? Cool. Borrow books from 500 libraries across the state.”
1. Request a TexShare Card from your library. They’ll want to see you’ve been playing nice with their books—returning them on time and whatnot…
TexShare is a program that says, “You read? Cool. Borrow books from 500 libraries across the state.”
1. Request a TexShare Card from your library. They’ll want to see you’ve been playing nice with their books—returning them on time and whatnot…
November 20, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Do you love books? Do you live in Texas?
TexShare is a program that says, “You read? Cool. Borrow books from 500 libraries across the state.”
1. Request a TexShare Card from your library. They’ll want to see you’ve been playing nice with their books—returning them on time and whatnot…
TexShare is a program that says, “You read? Cool. Borrow books from 500 libraries across the state.”
1. Request a TexShare Card from your library. They’ll want to see you’ve been playing nice with their books—returning them on time and whatnot…
Name ten things you hate that everyone seems to love:
1. Potatoes 🥔
2. Potatoes 🥔
3. Potatoes 🥔
4. Potatoes 🥔
5. Potatoes 🥔
6. Country Music 🤠
7. Potatoes 🥔
8. Potatoes 🥔
9. Potatoes 🥔
10. Potatoes. 🥔
1. Potatoes 🥔
2. Potatoes 🥔
3. Potatoes 🥔
4. Potatoes 🥔
5. Potatoes 🥔
6. Country Music 🤠
7. Potatoes 🥔
8. Potatoes 🥔
9. Potatoes 🥔
10. Potatoes. 🥔
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Name ten things you hate that everyone seems to love:
1. Potatoes 🥔
2. Potatoes 🥔
3. Potatoes 🥔
4. Potatoes 🥔
5. Potatoes 🥔
6. Country Music 🤠
7. Potatoes 🥔
8. Potatoes 🥔
9. Potatoes 🥔
10. Potatoes. 🥔
1. Potatoes 🥔
2. Potatoes 🥔
3. Potatoes 🥔
4. Potatoes 🥔
5. Potatoes 🥔
6. Country Music 🤠
7. Potatoes 🥔
8. Potatoes 🥔
9. Potatoes 🥔
10. Potatoes. 🥔
Third Eye Blind is coming to Austin for a FREE New Year’s Eve show. If I’m ringing in the new year to my favorite band, how could 2025 not be freaking amazing?
And for those of you mocking my 3EB devotion, it’s already too late to pray for me. I have a tattoo of lyrics…
#austin #thirdeyeblind
And for those of you mocking my 3EB devotion, it’s already too late to pray for me. I have a tattoo of lyrics…
#austin #thirdeyeblind
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Third Eye Blind is coming to Austin for a FREE New Year’s Eve show. If I’m ringing in the new year to my favorite band, how could 2025 not be freaking amazing?
And for those of you mocking my 3EB devotion, it’s already too late to pray for me. I have a tattoo of lyrics…
#austin #thirdeyeblind
And for those of you mocking my 3EB devotion, it’s already too late to pray for me. I have a tattoo of lyrics…
#austin #thirdeyeblind
So are we doing hashtags on here, or nah?
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
So are we doing hashtags on here, or nah?