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@ashleyactually.bsky.social
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occasional writer, full time cat mom, bookworm, tv/movie consumer, playlist maker, rpg/ttrpg fan
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ashleyactually.bsky.social
They stuck three pieces of paper to the wall. It's giving my wedding budget is $5.
Close up of the cheap ass gold lettering. "The" "Oval" "Office" all appear to be on separate prices of paper that are stuck to the wall.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Gomez is neutral on Mondays.
Side view of a fluffy black and white tuxedo car sitting pretty
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
The wording of the questions was so depressing, but I filled it out. It was definitely written by someone in the pro AI lobby.
Screen cap from the Simpsons. Lisa reads from a cue card, "Mr. Burns your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
They still got it.
The iCarly interesting meme. Young iCarly on the left holding a pop and smiling. Grown iCarly on the right holding a beer and smiling
July 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
My dumb broken brain: Wow just like Jensen Ackles' father.
The Supernatural lore will not leave me.
Bad screenshot of a gif of Jensen Ackles at a Supernatural convention over ten years ago saying "My father said once, there's no manly way to drink out of a straw." It was such a wild statement that it has never left me.
May 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Sickos meme. Illustration of a man wearing a sickos shirt staring in a window. The dialogue bubble says "YES...HA HA HA...YES!"
May 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
If you're looking for a middle grade magical series that is actually about the power of friendship, I recommend Witchlings by @claribelortega.bsky.social. I gave the first book to my friend's stepdaughter and the whole house is now Witchlingspilled.
The colourful illustrated cover of Witchlings by Claribel A. Ortega. There are three young witches posing on the front. The eyes of a monster watch them from above.
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
They never should have scheduled the French language debate on a night the Habs play, and they were right to reschedule.
That Norman Rockwell painting of a white dude standing up at a political gathering saying something while people look at him.
April 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
3rd and 4th place...nice.
Picture of the corner of my dad's tv showing the current score of The Masters golf tournament. 1 McILROΥ -12 17 2 ROSE -11 66 3 REED -9 69 4 SCHEFFLER -8 69 5 DeCHAMBEAU -7 17
April 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Thankfully through the powers of polyamory all things are possible!
Photo of Helly, Mark,and Gemma from Severance looking like the hottest band from the 80s.
April 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
I'm glad this election is only a month long because it's already getting so stupid. "Liberal operatives" sure is a word choice. Liberal staffers are accused of planting campaign buttons by a conversation the reporter overheard in a bar and a conservative source. This is high school shit.
On Friday night, in two Ottawa bars, campaign workers shared how the party was behind this move -- how two Liberal Party staffers attended the conference intended for conservatives and placed these buttons in areas where attendees would find them. One of those conversations was in the immediate earshot of this journalist. A Conservative source overheard the other conversation.
April 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Got sent this yesterday. Looks like he has a variety of femme presenting bots getting to work.
Screenshot of a text reading, "It's Abby with Team Poilievre and the Conservative Party. Can we count on your support to stop the Liberals from a 4th term in office? STOP to Stop"
April 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Lol, lmao even
Caption above picture "What 15,000 looks like For comparison, Winnipeg's NHL arena, the Canada Life Centre, has a maximum capacity of 15,321." Followed by a photo of a packed arena watching a hockey game. Credit under the photo, "Winnipeg's NHL arena, the Canada Life Centre, has a capacity of just over 15,000 people. (Jason Halstead/Getty Images)"
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
When you will never get to leave the mines.
Close up of a man standing behind Trump. He is wearing a hard hat and coveralls. He is looking down sadly.
April 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
A pass.
Screen shot of my results: Your Results 55 of 100.55% You did better than 73% of users on this list Your rank: #6 of 26 users on this list You beat the avg. score of 34
April 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Poilievre's campaign:
Screenshot from The Walking Dead. Double doors have a wooden plank through the handle and the handle is also chained and locked. Spray painted words on the doors read "don't dead open inside."
March 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Voted!
A selfie of me standing in front of a red brick wall and a yellow VOTE sign.
February 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Gomez made me take a break from the horrors.
Fluffy black and white tuxedo cat smooshed against my face. Half my face is visible. I am smiling.
February 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Don't know what to do with all this rage on a Sunday morning so I'm going back to Thedas where my enby Grey Warden problem child is going to kill some fascist gods.
Close up of my Rook a twink Qunari with blue grey skin.
February 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
#VeilguardSpoilers
I let Emmerich become a lich in my first playthrough but never again! When Manfred said, "Magic! Like you!" I cried.
A skeleton with green jewel eyes holds hands with a Vincent Price looking mage. My room (a grey-blue skinned horned Qunari) stands between them looking at the mage.
February 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Went for a nice snow walk after my therapy appointment.
Selfie of me outside on a snow covered street. I'm wearing a hat under a hoodie. The hood is covered in snow. My eyes are crinkled at the corners and there is a small smile on my face.
January 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Exploding kittens has gotten so life like.
Picture of a cat lying on a table. His head is rubbing against a hand holding 8 cards.
January 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Where I'm at mentally.
Close up selfie of my face. My head is at the left side of the frame with my eyes darting to the right. I'm wearing a 3M N95 mask. There is a warning label stamped on the front. The picture is on black and white.
December 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
Favourite Christmas present has been chosen.
Black and white fluffy tuxedo cat lying on a bed with his two front legs spread out in front of him. His right paw is on a blue ball with three feathers sprouting out of the ball.
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
ashleyactually.bsky.social
When Love is Gone rules. Look at Michael Caine acting his ass off! #MuppetsChristmasCarol
Michael Caine in A Muppets Christmas Carol crying as Scrooge's lost love Belle sings in front of him.
December 24, 2024 at 1:21 AM