ashley
ashley13hall.bsky.social
ashley
@ashley13hall.bsky.social
“generational multitasker”
fix your hearts or die
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here’s the first one
February 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
even if it’s corny i’m going to start sharing stuff i write
idk why
what a resolution
February 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
the worst part of seeing things change like they are rn is that i swear i knew something was up when i was a kid and yet i was made to feel crazy. now it’s just miserable watching it all come true:(
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
just confirmed: they dug through the metadata of the zapruder film and yeah, it was definitely shot in canada
February 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
the only magic i believe in anymore is the magic of movies and film
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
toothpaste game is also so fucked up
February 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
also travel hack to save time, space and money on luggage: just wear the same clothes
February 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i thought that pulling my hair out crying and puking all over was reserved for sunday nights:(
February 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i fuckin hate money and the medical system and bullshit why the fuck do we all still have to live like this when deep down don’t we all just want to hang out i fucking hate it so much
February 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
my papa’s a journeyman like lewis & clark
February 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i just figured it out it’s actually the notifications on my phone that make life feel like it’s worth living
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
it’s not premature ejaculation if it’s because i love my wife so much plus it’s not a crime to love your wife so sue me
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
LOVE when i ask a stupid question that i don’t really have to ask and some idiot answers fuck you buddy i literally own you now
February 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
all the stuff all over all the time was bad
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
is it just me or have nazis truly ruined the great azi name?? it’s like i can’t even think about playing yahtzee anymore without feeling like a bigot:(
January 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the thing about listening to jazz is that when you’re listening to it you pretty much always know that you are
January 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
whited up quirk boy maybe
January 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
kinda can’t stand when people leave the price tag on physical media they’ve purchased, ruins the look of a brilliant collection with tiny little reminders of the hellscape we all live in and they also look bad
January 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
regular day crying thinking about how much ichiro means to me
January 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i used to worry that i wasn’t funny but now i worry that i’m too funny cuz i can’t even say my jokes out loud without laughing uproariously at how funny i am which is much easier now that i no longer think that i am unfunny thank you:)
January 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
just found out that canada invented mandatory breaks for workers. first known as “take a break” time too, which is what they called it because “sometimes you need to take a break”
January 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
feel like i’m late to the party but blood is pretty cool!!
January 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i used to have no feelings on death until i realized it’s basically the game over of life #isanyoneelsepissedoff
January 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
life is just a real ripoff and so often it feels like it’s just up to you on how you contextualize n then use those feelings n sometimes that rocks n cool stuff happens but sometimes all it does is make me upset and sad and that just sucks so much. sometimes it’s a lot that it’s all up to you:(
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
just realized most people actually pay the troll toll?? me though, i just kick him in the nuts
January 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM