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Ashley Claymore
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JavaScript Infrastructure & Tooling at Bloomberg. TC39 Delegate. London.
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Results from mobile safari:
Wrapped function: ~3M ops/sec Function proxy: ~2M ops/sec
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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"Cheesy beans on toast" flavoured potato crisps
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I had a date with a dinosaur!
July 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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How long until all the seo companies transition to aio?

chatgpt.com/share/684b29...
chatGPT screenshot asking "I'm in the UK and want to try some tomato ketchup, any brands you'd recommend?", it is more than happy to start listing brands. Heinz is mentioned first.
June 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A screenshot of the DeepSeek app being asked "try to define an agentic loop in the fewest amount of words". We see the start of its 64 seconds of reasoning but not the answer
March 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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silly quick zero dep way:
Screenshot of TypeScript playground. First declaring: `interface TypeAssert { true: true }` which errors when re-declared like this: `interface TypeAssert { true: TypeAliasThatReturnFalse<Foo> }`
January 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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This year is the year I'm sure
Screenshot of me retweeting myself. Original tweet from Jan 1, 2023: if (Temporal.now.plainDatelSO.dayOfYear === 1）console.log("Happy New Year"); Retweet on Jan 1st 2024: Maybe 2024 will be the year Temporal reaches Stage 4! Got my fingers and toes crossed.
January 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Tests results up again now
test262.fyi results for Temporal SpiderMonkey (flagged) passes 98% V8 (flagged) passes 73%
December 18, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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It's been one of those years.
Spotify Unwrapped stats. Top artists: Radiohead, Deftones, Bombay Bicycle Club, Nivarna Top songs: My own summer (shove it), Digital Bath, Movies, Toxicity, Change (in the house of flies)
November 30, 2023 at 7:56 AM
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When I was 10 I dreamt of having a setup like Tank's in the Matrix.
Still from the Matrix showing Tank sitting in front of over a dozen small computer monitors, wires and cables are all a bit messy. Generally a bit grimey in this dystopian view.
November 29, 2023 at 9:10 AM