Oh my god guys, this is so crazy! There's so many praying mantis people like destroying everything! This is so cray-cray! Currently hiding out in the Sleuth lol, j.j. jr just got princess-leia stunned by a mantis person LMAO

Hey bestieeeeeees, I have a very special episode of the podcast for you guys later today! A very exclusive interview with someone who has never been interviewed before! #superheroes #exclusive #daddy

Hey bestie! I'll be interviewing Star from ESQUIRE next on the podcast, again any questions you have that you want answered, drop them in the comments!!!

Hey besties! I'm interviewing Solis Sunblade tomorrow, I'd love for y'all to send me questions to ask him! Anything you're dying to know, drop a comment!

Hey besties! TLDR I almost died lol, whack amiright? It was so crazy, almost lost my arm lmao, but thanks to Esquire and The Next, a lot of people were saved! (Shoutout to Solis Sunblade for pulling me out from under that rubble, my literal knight in shining armour!) Anyway! I'm alive and well! XOXO

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Forte granted temporary asylum! For once a win for democracy!

"chicks like you give girds a bsf name,x" Where's your PhD seagirl? Theyr hate sto see a gurld iss winning. I'm on poison Coral's side here, she's literally just an eco terrorist trying to bring about the end of humabdufut

Georg Clooney is my presidhent. Fuck donfslt trunp. Watcging 1997 seaman and cabinboy. Gorge Clooney is a president nambe. He's a presisent name. Hes a good preseident. And captain fresze, craszy that manr wxz gibverrsd of californsis. Fujk that guyd