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Ashlee of Jupiter
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30s. queer + audhd. tender as hell
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Happy October for those who celebrate 👻✨🎃

I'm here to declare September's winner for my lil 2025 book bracket as The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

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#booksky
2025 book bracket graphic. The background is a gradient from orange to yellow to purple from left to right. The book placeholder rectangles are a pastel pink. In the January placement is the book cover for 'Children of Blood and Bone' by Tomi Adeyemi. For February is 'The Secret History' by Donna Tartt. The Secret History is placed as the winner of my Jan and Feb reads. For March is 'The Pairing' by Casey McQuiston. For April is 'Disability Justice' by Alice Wong. The Pairing is placed as my March/April winner. For May I have Afterlove by Tanya Byrne, for June I have Care Work by Leah Lakshmi and the winner for those months is Care Work. The overall winner for the first half of the year is The Secret History. For July I have 'I Who Have Never Known Men' by Jacqueline Harpman and for August there is a graphic of a star asleep on a cloud. I Who Have Never Known Men is the default winner of these months. For September I have 'The Song of Achilles' by Madeline Miller.
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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I haven't updated this since March! Here are my picks for the year so far.

I didn't finish a book in August, hence the little sleeping star 🌟

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#booksky
2025 book bracket graphic. The background is a gradient from orange to yellow to purple from left to right. The book placeholder rectangles are a pastel pink. In the 'January' placement is the book cover for 'Children of Blood and Bone' by Tomi Adeyemi. For 'February' is 'The Secret History' by Donna Tartt. 'The Secret History' is placed as the winner of my Jan and Feb reads. For 'March' is 'The Pairing' by Casey McQuiston. For April is 'Disability Justice' by Alice Wong. 'The Pairing' is placed as my March/April winner. For May I have Afterlove by Tanya Byrne, for June I have Care Work by Leah Lakshmi and the winner for those months is Care Work. The overall winner for the first half of the year is The Secret History. For July I have 'I Who Have Never Known Men' by Jacqueline Harpman and for August there is a graphic of a star asleep on a cloud. I Who Have Never Known Men is the default winner of these months.
September 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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March's top pick was easy as fuck. I enjoyed Kit & Theo so much that once I finished reading The Pairing, I went back to the beginning and read it all over again.

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#booksky
2025 book bracket graphic. The background is a gradient from orange to yellow to purple from left to right. The book placeholder rectangles are a pastel pink. In the 'January' placement is the book cover for 'Children of Blood and Bone' by Tomi Adeyemi. In the 'February' placement is the book cover for 'The Secret History' by Donna Tartt. 'The Secret History' is also placed as the winner of my Jan and Feb reads. In the 'March' placement is the book cover for 'The Pairing' by Casey McQuiston.
April 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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This episode made me feel sick.

#MAFSAU
Gordon Ramsay meme. On the left, the text reads, ‘When the experts are talking to Adrian:’ followed by a picture of Gordon hugging a young girl with the caption, ‘Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.’ On the right, the text reads, ‘When the experts are talking to Paul:’ followed by a picture of Gordon looking angry with the caption, ‘You fucking donkey’.
March 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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February has come to an end. Another month that forced me to decide between two 5 star reads. I can't make a decision to save my life so I'm still not certain BUT it's a pretty wonderful problem to have.

The Secret History is my #1! Daisy Jones & The Six being a close runner-up.

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#booksky
2025 book bracket graphic. The background is a gradient from orange to yellow to purple from left to right. The book placeholder rectangles are a pastel pink. In the 'January' placement is the book cover for 'Children of Blood and Bone' by Tomi Adeyemi. In the 'February' placement is the book cover for 'The Secret History' by Donna Tartt. 'The Secret History' is also placed as the winner of my Jan and Feb reads.
February 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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‘Control your talking’
‘I’m not racist or anything, but—‘

🤬

#MAFSAU
Text reads, ‘We Are Experiencing Temporary INCOHERENT RAGE Please Stand By’
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Alright Bluesky, I’m all caught up on #MAFSAU so now I finally get to watch the shitshow live. Let’s go
Screengrab of Jacqui from MAFS Australia. She is crying and saying, “There is, like, so many shit men out there.”
February 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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When Awhina’s twin, Cleo, smiles, I see Demi Lovato

(Both are unbelievably hot) #MAFSAU
Awhina’s twin, Cleo, from Married at First Sight Australia. She has medium length dark hair, dark eyes, tattoos and a beautiful toothy smile. Demi Lovato. She has medium length dark hair, dark eyes, tattoos and a beautiful toothy smile.
January 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Oh thank you! I made it, feel free to use it ☺️
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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It's a wrap on January!

I thought The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics was going to be my top pick for Jan (which I really enjoyed) and then I read Children of Blood and Bone. It's been so long since a book has gripped me the way that did. BIG 'Just one more chapter!' vibes.

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#booksky
2025 book bracket graphic. The background is a gradient from orange to yellow to purple from left to right. The book placeholder rectangles are a pastel pink. In the 'January' placement is the book cover for 'Children of Blood and Bone' by Tomi Adeyemi.
January 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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My book of 2024 is... Why Does He Do That? by Lundy Bancroft ✨

It was a really close call between that and Complex PTSD.

I've made a few adjustments to create a new book bracket template for 2025.

May we find words that touch our souls in the year ahead 💖

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#booksky
2024 book bracket graphic. The background is blue sky with white clouds. The front covers of my favourite book read each month are shown, then competed against each other. January - N/A February - Dish by Rhys Nicholson Winner - Dish March - Becoming by Michelle Obama April - Why Does He Do That? by Lundy Bancroft Winner - Why Does He Do That? May - Ten Steps to Nanette by Hannah Gadsby June - The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart by Holly Ringland Winner - Ten Steps to Nanette From Dish and Why Does He Do That?, Why Does He Do That? is the winner. From Why Does He Do That? and Ten Steps to Nanette, Why Does He Do That? is the winner, making it the winner for the first half of the year. July - Complex PTSD by Pete Walker August - Will I Ever Have Sex Again? by Sofie Hagen Winner - Complex PTSD September - Sunstone Vol. I by Stjepan Šejić October - The Girl Who Fell from the Sky by Emma Carey Winner - The Girl Who Fell from the Sky November - How to be a Normal Person by TJ Klune December - The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches by Sangu Mandanna Winner - The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches From Complex PTSD and The Girl Who Fell from the Sky, Complex PTSD is the winner. From The Girl Who Fell from the Sky and The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches, the latter is the winner. From Complex PTSD and The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches, Complex PTSD is the winner, making it the winner from the second half of the year. From Why Does He Do That? and Complex PTSD, Why Does He Do That? is my book of the year. 2025 book bracket graphic. The background is a gradient from orange to yellow to purple. The book placeholder rectangles are a pastel pink.
January 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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The reader summaries shown on your Fable profile that update every time you finish a book are so cute
A screenshot of my reader summary on my Fable profile. The text reads, ‘Reader summary. Emotion Sleuth: With your penchant for dissecting complex emotional landscapes and societal issues, l'm convinced you're a detective for feelings. Just don't start a book club where we investigate our emotional crimes! Best streak: 56 days. 2024 Goal: 42 of 35 books. Avg. rating: 3.2 stars’ The background is shades of pink and purple, with purple and white text.
December 10, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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stats.fm says 19,176 minutes… my lowest year 🤯 More time with noise cancelling headphones on and nothing playing because I’m more easily overstimulated due to longterm burnout?

Spotify really robbed us of the silly little stats/graphics from previous years, like go girl give us nothing!!
My Spotify Wrapped 2024 Minutes Listened: 18,189. Biggest listening day: 17 March with 366 minutes. Top 21% of listeners worldwide. My Spotify Wrapped 2024 Music Evolution. My March: Funny Parody Rock. Listening to artists like Tenacious D, Queen and Demi Lovato. My Spotify Wrapped 2024 Music Evolution. My April: Theatrical West End Musicals. Listening to artists like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Stephen Schwartz and Christina Aguilera. My Spotify Wrapped 2024 Music Evolution. My September: Pixie Strut Bubblegum Pop. Listening to artists like Peach PRC, Leat’eq and Demi Lovato.
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Spotify: You listened to Peach for 1,797 minutes

stats.fm: You listened to Peach PRC for 3,829 minutes

Me: Actually ☝🏼 I listened to her for that time and more because my Peach playlist includes 40 songs in my local files

Join Us for a Bite creeping in there for a second year 😂 It’s a banger, ok?
My Spotify Wrapped Top 5 Artists for 2024. In order: Peach PRC; Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast; Tenacious D; Nashville Cast and David Arnold. My Spotify Wrapped Top Artist: Peach PRC. Minutes Listened: 1,797. Top 0.05% of listeners worldwide. My Spotify Wrapped Top 5 Songs for 2024. In order: Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) by Tenacious D; Kickapoo by Tenacious D; Join Us for a Bite by JT Music and Andrea Storm Kaden; Tribute by Tenacious D and Loved You Before by Peach PRC. My Spotify Wrapped Top Song: Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) by Tenacious D. Total streams: 33. Top 0.05% of listeners worldwide.
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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My music stats of 2024 in graphics 💫

So, Spotify Wrapped was underwhelming this year…

stats.fm is probably more correct as I did use Apple Music for a month

In summary: The usual. Peach PRC, a bunch of musicals, OSTs and some Tenacious D for good measure

(David Arnold - Good Omens soundtrack 😅)
My stats.fm top 10 artists for 2024. In order: Peach PRC; Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast; Tenacious D; Nashville Cast; Rachel Bloom; Lin-Manuel Miranda; David Arnold; Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton; Disney and McFly. My stats.fm top 10 songs for 2024. In order: God Is A Freak - Acoustic by Peach PRC; God Is A Freak by Peach PRC; Touchy Subject - Acoustic by Peach PRC; Kinda Famous by Peach PRC; Like A Girl Does by Peach PRC; Secret by Peach PRC; Blondes by Peach PRC; Heavy - Acoustic by Peach PRC; Time Of My Life by Peach PRC and Perfect For You by Peach PRC. My stats.fm top 10 albums for 2024. In order: The Pick Of Destiny by Tenacious D; Manic Dream Pixie (Deluxe) by Peach PRC; Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast); Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 4 Soundtrack; Good Omens (Original Television Soundtrack); Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 2 Soundtrack; Life is Strange: Double Exposure (Official Soundtrack); The Music of Nashville: Greatest Hits Seasons 1-5; Secret PRC Live by Peach PRC and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend; Season 3 Soundtrack. My stats.fm top 10 genres for 2024. In order: Pop; Soundtrack; Show tunes; Alt z; Broadway; Movie tunes; Comedy rock; Comic; Alternative metal and Comic metal.
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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What four games best show how you spent your year? 🎮

💚 The Sims 4
🔫 Fortnite
💙 Disney Dreamlight Valley
🦋 Life is Strange: Double Exposure

(Special mention - Vampire the Masquerade: Swansong 🩸)
The Sims 4 banner. Features The Sims 4 logo at the top centre, with the green plumbob to the left. Below are four Sims. Background is a blue geometric pattern. Fortnite banner. Fortnite logo in white, bold and capitalised print in the centre. Surrounding the text starting from the top left corner moving clockwise are Jonesy; Lego Brite Bomber; a blue Rocket Racing car; and Cuddle Team Leader playing a blue guitar in the bottom left corner. Disney Dreamlight Valley banner. Disney Dreamlight Valley logo is top centre in white font. The picture features an in-game avatar standing in the Valley with Disney characters Belle, Scar, Wall-E, Buzz, Mickey, Elsa and Stitch. Life is Strange: Double Exposure banner. Game logo is centre left in white, capitalised font. To the right is Max Caulfield inside two connecting polaroid photos. Her hands are outstretched, palms open and front-facing. Below is another smaller polaroid where Max can be seen standing outside with a flashlight. To the bottom left corner the fictional Caledon University building can be seen.
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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2024 book bracket

Why Does He Do That? in the lead, with Complex PTSD coming in hot

I think I know the winner but I'm also kinda hoping I'll read something this month to fuck shit up

✨ Uploading a tidier version because I made the original on my phone and it was a bit how ya going 💫

🌈📚👀 #booksky
2024 book bracket graphic. The background is blue sky with white clouds. The front covers of my favourite book read each month are shown, then competed against each other. January - N/A February - Dish by Rhys Nicholson Winner - Dish March - Becoming by Michelle Obama April - Why Does He Do That? by Lundy Bancroft Winner - Why Does He Do That? May - Ten Steps to Nanette by Hannah Gadsby June - The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart by Holly Ringland Winner - Ten Steps to Nanette From Dish and Why Does He Do That?, Why Does He Do That? is the winner. From Why Does He Do That? and Ten Steps to Nanette, Why Does He Do That? is the winner, making it the winner for the first half of the year. July - Complex PTSD by Pete Walker August - Will I Ever Have Sex Again? by Sofie Hagen Winner - Complex PTSD September - Sunstone Vol. I by Stjepan Šejić October - The Girl Who Fell from the Sky by Emma Carey Winner - The Girl Who Fell from the Sky November - How to be a Normal Person by TJ Klune December - TBD From Complex PTSD and The Girl Who Fell from the Sky, Complex PTSD is the winner.
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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I got way too excited booting up my PS5 this morning! That sound 😭👌🏼

#Playstation30thAnniversary
The start-up screen from the original Playstation
December 2, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Wait this style for Jade is even cuter 😭 I’m such a sucker goddamn
Screenshot from within Fortnite previewing an alternate style for a character by the name of Jade. She has pink and brown hair worn in buns with a front fringe. Her letterman jacket is white and pink with a animal mask print. Her mini skirt is maroon with a star print. Her armor on the shoulders and around her middle are cream, pink and green. Her high tops and knee-high socks match the colour palette of her jacket.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Objective: Get Jade and The Night Rose in Fortnite. I’m a sucker for a demon lady

Can’t believe the amount of new content dropping for the games I frequent lately. There was the Life & Death Sims expansion, new LiS game, a new DDV expansion with an upcoming star path/update… 🤯 Fuck
Screenshot from within Fortnite previewing a new character by the name of Jade in the most recent battle pass. She has mint green hair, wearing a green and white letterman jacket, black and gold shoulder armour plating, a brown tartan skirt, black sneakers and knee-high white socks. Screenshot from within Fortnite previewing a new character by the name of The Night Rose in the most recent battle pass. Her description describes her as ‘a fearsome demon warrior’. She has horns, a short black bob, and black eyes. She is wearing a traditional samurai inspired outfit in black, white and red.
December 2, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Screen capture of Hannah Gadsby on their Netflix special, Nanette. The caption reads, 'I identify... as tired.' They are standing on stage speaking into a microphone. Hannah is wearing an open, navy blue suit with black trim, and a black shirt.
November 27, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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Oh yeah, I’m a #Kobo girlie now… or something. Look how cute 🥰

Adorable stickers by @candycourn.bsky.social

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Front photo of my Kobo Libra Colour sitting in my wooden desk. The screensaver is a drawing of a black cat reading a book on a sofa chair. Back photo of my Kobo Libra Colour. It has been decorated with pink glittery cardstock, white and purple lace, and two stickers. One reads, ‘Perpetually ruminating’ and the other reads, ‘Ask me about my special interest’.
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Me thinking about nothing but the ‘For Good’ leitmotif for the next week

#Wicked
Pablo Escobar Waiting meme. Three shots of a man alone appearing melancholy and lost in thought.
November 24, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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I’m so into the whole vibe for Storybook Vale! BOOKS EVERYWHERE. Permanent autumn and the cosiest aesthetic in the Bind! Owls & dragons & Pegasi! Maleficent & Hades and their own themed biomes! Princess Aurora!

Looking forward to taking some photos around the place ✨

#DreamlightValley #Disney #DDV
In-game photo of my avatar taking a selfie with Princess Merida behind me. A fountain and two staircases can be seen behind us. Autumn-coloured leaves are scattered along the ground. In-game photo of my avatar taking a selfie with Flynn Rider behind me. A fountain and two staircases can be seen behind us. Autumn-coloured leaves are scattered along the ground. In-game photo of my avatar taking a selfie while she gestures to the several bookcases behind her.
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ bookish checkpoint ୧⋆｡🕯️. -ʚɞ

✧ last book you read: headscarves and hymens
✧ your current read: something to talk about
✧ last book added to your tbr: the mental load
✧ next anticipated read: fear of flying

quote with yours! #booksky #books 💙📚👀
Book cover for Headscarves and Hymens: Why the Middle East Needs a Sexual Revolution by Mona Eltahawy Book cover for Something to Talk About by Meryl Wilsner Book cover for The Mental Load: A Feminist Comic by Emma Book cover for Fear of Flying by Erica Jong
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 AM