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Ashleé Clark
@ashleeeats.bsky.social
Post a 10-year-old picture of yourself
June 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Also, the internet tells me that No Other Land will be at Baxter Avenue theaters in Louisville this Friday
March 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Back on my bullshit*

*knitting my temperature blanket
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Secured Beyoncé tickets, but now I have to figure out what to wear
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m FINALLY caught up on my temperature blanket. Ya girl is CRAFTY
January 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is your energy going into 2025?
December 29, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Dolly has a Mogwai look about her
December 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 6:56 PM
A short edition of the newsletter is up! Check out my hyperfixations for the week, including my Christmas tree, Wicked/Kendrick Lamar mashups and more: open.substack.com/pub/ashleecl...
December 16, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I brought back some French Aldi dog treats for Patch and Dolly, and I think these changed their lives forever
December 11, 2024 at 12:03 AM
What my goobers think about my yearly watch of the dog show
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Did my annual purging of the dating apps from my phone. The dating pool right now 😬
December 23, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Patch would like to talk to you about your car’s warranty
December 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
So you’re trying to tell me Michael Caine DIDN’T win his Oscar for The Muppet Christmas Carol?
December 10, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Y’all, I don’t know why, but it JUST hit me that next year is a presidential election year
December 5, 2023 at 4:23 PM
From the other place:
November 30, 2023 at 8:33 PM
No work meetings = working from the recliner, aka The Comfy Chair
November 30, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Like I didn’t get the matching shoes and pajamas )with some throwback socks
September 23, 2023 at 5:15 PM