Ashish Chand
ashishchand.bsky.social
Ashish Chand
@ashishchand.bsky.social
Writer - Filmmaker
Current: Writers' PA
Previously: Production @ HBO
The only solace I take in all this is that it never ends well for the people doing it.

"These violent delights have violent ends."
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Saw a post on IG talking about how pizza is one of the worst things to put in your body and I did not hesitate to report it as hate speech.
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is beautiful.
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm kinda hoping to see Trump do that stupid awkward dance he does during Kendrick's halftime show.
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's insane how much patriotism you have to display before a football game played between two American teams in a solely American league.
February 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Adults who show up to the zoo decked out like they're going on a whole ass safari with big ass telephoto lenses make me chuckle
February 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Requested a laptop upgrade at work and IT was like "what's wrong with your current one?"

I said "It's too old to run Baldur's Gate 3."
January 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm on a 35 day streak with Irish on Duolingo. I saw Kneecap and was like "yoooo we gotta keep the language alive lfg"
January 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
David Lynch made me realize that I'm a weirdo. I saw Mulholland Drive and was like "I fucking love this but I can't tell my friends to watch it because they'll think I'm fucking weird."

RIP to an absolute legend.
January 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wish I could go back to the days* before I knew what the Watch Duty app was.

* 8 days. It was 8 days ago.
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This final season of Cobra Kai is pretty soapy, but it's still one of of the best shows of the streaming era and one of the best revivals of an 80s franchise.

That tag team quarterfinal fight in ep 9 was sick af and Kwon is such a good villain.
January 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
One of my new year resolutions should be to stop reading Instagram comments. I knew that people were dumb but jfc
January 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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You gotta make art that sucks in order to make art that fucks
December 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Having to go to the DMV is the most humbling reminder that you ain't shit
December 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Somehow my IG explore page has been taken over by astrology (which I enjoy but don't believe in) and dark psychology. The dark psychology shit is WILD. "Do not look back to close the door when you enter a room. This indicates dominance." Bro are you ok
December 6, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I'm watching that Harry Potter baking show and the cakes are pretty amazing, but the judging portion 100% feels like that Key and Peele cooking competition episode
December 4, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I'm watching Anatomy of Lies and the most startling thing I learned is that the the Mayo Clinic is a real place.
December 3, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Poem by Joseph Fasano
November 29, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Writing tip: Write a book you can sell to publishers for a lot of money. You can then use the money to buy the things you want.
November 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Krill Wave Radio on Monterey Bay Aquarium's (@montereyaq.bsky.social) YouTube channel is one of my favorite and most useful writing tools. Can't beat lofi beats coupled with hours and hours of marine life.
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
These are the types of problems billionaires should be spending their money on trying to fix, not going to space or buying game companies to stop them from "going woke." But these problems are created by people who are trying to become billionaires, and therein lies the rub.
For chemist Kris Hansen, 3M was a family affair; her father was a creator of the company’s N95 face masks.

Yet, after she found 3M’s forever chemicals in human blood, the company repeatedly doubted her work and stopped her research on the chemicals.

By @fastlerner.bsky.social
How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safe
Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people’s bodies. Her bosses halted her work. As the EPA now forces the removal of the chemicals from drinking water, she wrestles…
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November 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Just pre-ordered How To Be More Like Kendrick for Dummies
November 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I tried reading Pynchon's Mason & Dixon several years ago and I couldn't get past the 2nd or 3rd page no matter how many times I tried. It made me feel pretty stupid. One of these days I'm gonna crack that sumbitch.
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM