they still have robot phone calls about my cars extended warranty. i mean id take the warranty anyways because my car got blown up by a zombie who summoned fucking thunder out of the sky.

what is up with this plague thing. why are some of the undead blue orbs that disintegrate your skin on contact. hell why are half of them blue. why the color blue. one of the blue ones charged right at my buddy Carl the other day both of them exploded.

man i fuckin hate being in internal forces.

nice day to be enlisted in the best and only surviving army, and not full of rotting infected skin, dont you think?

met some scientists today. they smelt like science. if this isnt what were fighting for, then i dont know another justification for this war... oh right the apocalypse. my bad.

yeah im a veteran of IF. i remember when we used to use 5 ton trucks and tents. now we live in a reinforced school bus.

inflation is crazy now. a shotgun cell used to cost a couple rounds of 9mm but now it costs an entire can of peaches. such is life in captain pepper's internal forces...

do we even have a command structure anymore i swear to god its been vibes based since the 12th battle of Cleveland, Ohio

20,000 grenadiers. straight to your location. goodbye.

straight up jorquing "it". and by it i mean. my jorq action shotgun.