If you give a Mal a cookie, she's going to ask ask for a glass of milk. When you tell her to milk herself, she's going to point to her boobs and tell you "you can't milk these". When you take her to the hucow farm, they're going to hypnotise and impregnate her. All because you gave a Mal a cookie.

Especially not War crimes, no siree

Different warslave. Warren doesn't have a hat anymore

"Shhh, stop struggling and get in the Pet Cache"

I'm sure it would look good on her.

But don't you agree it'd look even better crumpled on the floor next to her bed while he piledrives her?

And while I love that picture by Mal as a reference, I figured I should make one of my own

Come on, fingers crossed!

My artist credentials are very new and limited, but if I qualify, I'd love for Ilsa to be the face of March.

I think green lingerie to match her cloak, and while she typically goes barefoot ('cause halfling), she could wear nice sturdy forestry boots for the sake of the theme.

He said "or equivalent". There are boorus where spaces are allowed and tags are comma-separated

Soccer Sam

free_use, pregnant