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Ash Fanglore
@ashfanglore.bsky.social
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Author. International sex icon. Cryptid. Almost certainly starving. Incredibly humble.
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June 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My tesla-ai-bro-boss is really good at making me look and feel stupid, particularly in front of others, even though a large part of my job is overcompensating for his lack of care and callous attitude.

Luckily I'm way more fun and cute than he is so he looks like a dumb old man picking on an angel
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Would I be happier if I was the pilot of a transformable mecha suit? Probably not, but at least I would have a transformable mecha suit.
May 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Help I'm trying to write a personable email but I just sound like AI. Copywriting is a slippery slope into bland, non distinct writing.
May 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I think humans would be sexier if they all walked on their tiptoes
May 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hey watch my first author interview for my first published piece (I mostly talk about cats) m.youtube.com/watch?v=IyOt...
Black Cat Tales: An Anthology of Black Cats / Meet The Authors / Ash Fanglore Interview
YouTube video by Black Cat Publishing
m.youtube.com
May 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve been really into cannibalism recently
April 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am so pretty in this conference call
April 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Like???
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The age old question: should I take a nap or should I take my dog on a walk
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Cannibalism is only erotic and provocative if it's two women. Anyone else is just being creepy and criminal.
March 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Current work character aesthetics:

1: Angry, slavering dog
2: Gentle pink doe
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If I could choose the career path of someone else, I would choose Fabio, Hatsune Miku, or Jack Black
March 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Always torn between deleting every social media or leaving an increasingly unhinged digital footprint
March 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Unfortunately, being turned into an animal doesn't save you from having to deal with bureaucracy...

fantastic stream sketch by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
March 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I love that I'm getting ads to be a prison officer? Do I look like I could even follow that dress code? It's not cute. Plus, I'm not a narc and I'm way too susceptible to bribery.
March 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's actually so hard to get any writing done because I am simply making a synopsis but first I must research all aspects of spinal injuries.
March 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am the earth and everything (moon) revolves around me. However, I also revolve around the sun (my dog’s pee schedule).
March 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It’s okay that I ate half a cheesecake for dinner because cheese and eggs are protein and ube extract is from a plant and both of those things are healthy
March 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I love my pets so much. Do they know that I love them? I think so, but do they know how enormously much??
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I want another cat
March 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Happy to let everyone know that when a workman came around unannounced to check a meter, puppy girl growled at him the whole time while I held her back. She is a very good protector and I love her.

(She wouldn’t do anything but it did make him a bit nervous which was good.)
March 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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This is a friendly reminder that library cards are free, and your local public library will never make you pay extra so you don't have to watch ads.
March 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM