@ashesmum.bsky.social
Teacher. Dog lover. Traveller. Old punk who loves jazz and reggae.
My little brother announced to his teacher on his first day of school "My name's Brendan. I'm named after my uncle, the famous poet who sadly died of the drink." Cool story bro...
September 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My little brother announced to his teacher on his first day of school "My name's Brendan. I'm named after my uncle, the famous poet who sadly died of the drink." Cool story bro...
Yeah I thought you’d have something similar to us. The govt tried for a national id card in the mid 80s but we weren’t having any of it.
September 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yeah I thought you’d have something similar to us. The govt tried for a national id card in the mid 80s but we weren’t having any of it.
Just out of curiosity, what “lifetime number” do Brits have? In Australia we have a Medicare number and a tax file number.
September 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Just out of curiosity, what “lifetime number” do Brits have? In Australia we have a Medicare number and a tax file number.
There’s a few contenders. Puppy breath. Fresh cut grass. Coffee. The top of a baby’s head.
September 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
There’s a few contenders. Puppy breath. Fresh cut grass. Coffee. The top of a baby’s head.
The second best smell in the world!
September 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The second best smell in the world!
Wait what? The land of the free routinely drug tests women about to give birth? Jayzus!!!
August 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Wait what? The land of the free routinely drug tests women about to give birth? Jayzus!!!
Sorry to hear. Wishing you a speedy recovery
August 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Sorry to hear. Wishing you a speedy recovery
Get well soon. I had it in March and it knocked me for 6.
August 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Get well soon. I had it in March and it knocked me for 6.
Nice. I think curried sausages and mash might be on the menu at our house this week. #winter #comfortfood
July 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Nice. I think curried sausages and mash might be on the menu at our house this week. #winter #comfortfood
Well, you bombed the shit out of Vietnam and still lost, so there’s that. #AmericanWar
June 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Well, you bombed the shit out of Vietnam and still lost, so there’s that. #AmericanWar
Play lunch are great
June 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Play lunch are great
As Elvis Costello wrote about Thatcher…”and when they finally put you in the ground, I’ll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down”.
June 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
As Elvis Costello wrote about Thatcher…”and when they finally put you in the ground, I’ll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down”.
Not nuts. He’s dying to bomb them so he can prove himself a “leader”. We are 2 steps away from ww3
June 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Not nuts. He’s dying to bomb them so he can prove himself a “leader”. We are 2 steps away from ww3
I always think that watching Grand Designs…one of you is going to have to move out of this house when you get divorced.
May 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I always think that watching Grand Designs…one of you is going to have to move out of this house when you get divorced.
You sound like you have direct experience of this manoeuvre 🤫
May 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You sound like you have direct experience of this manoeuvre 🤫