Student, with his new stuffy: Froggy wants to check out this book.
Me: Excellent, I’m so glad Froggy found a book he’s interested in.
Student: Froggy’s a girl.
Me: Ah. Apologies. That was wrong of me to assume Froggy’s gender. I apologize Froggy.
*Student giggles like crazy*

Anyone else teach their students about mountain men and trapping in the Sierra Nevadas by playing D&D? Just me?

Student (complaining about his smashed fingernail): ugh. My pinky is gonna fall off.

*pause*

Student: it’s okay. It’ll grow back

How the fuck does Rory Gilmore have cousins her mom is an only child.

Today we were building models out of clay of shelters for social studies.

Student: what this taught me is that if I got stranded in the wild I would die.

-rwrb, schitt’s creek
-teacher things/shit my 9 year old’s say
-general snark and sass
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