Ashen
@ashenumbreon.bsky.social
Late 30s
Professional mover of people
Part time exorcist
Furry trash
Professional mover of people
Part time exorcist
Furry trash
"Save water, shower with your friends."
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"Save water, shower with your friends."
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
I, the least handy person in my polycule, may be the only one to have installed a toilet
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I, the least handy person in my polycule, may be the only one to have installed a toilet
Every holiday I work I'm a crying disaster at the end of my shift.
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Every holiday I work I'm a crying disaster at the end of my shift.
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
Thanksgiving at work
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Thanksgiving at work
I am too damn old to fistfight patients
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am too damn old to fistfight patients
I am so fucking hungry today it doesn't make sense
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I am so fucking hungry today it doesn't make sense
With the knowledge that nothing in life is certain, instead of a mid-life crisis I will just have a continuous one
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
With the knowledge that nothing in life is certain, instead of a mid-life crisis I will just have a continuous one
Letting go of some things I've carried around move to move for the last 20 years.
I do not need them, didn't display them and several were beyond repair.
But the child that loved them is weeping
I do not need them, didn't display them and several were beyond repair.
But the child that loved them is weeping
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Letting go of some things I've carried around move to move for the last 20 years.
I do not need them, didn't display them and several were beyond repair.
But the child that loved them is weeping
I do not need them, didn't display them and several were beyond repair.
But the child that loved them is weeping
Life, even though it may be only a collection of anguish, is dear to me and I will defend it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Life, even though it may be only a collection of anguish, is dear to me and I will defend it.
I'm going to have to schedule the crying jag about this class. I feel so goddamn stupid
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm going to have to schedule the crying jag about this class. I feel so goddamn stupid
I would have much preferred going to PAWCon.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I would have much preferred going to PAWCon.
The building is already on fire and it's not my fault
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The building is already on fire and it's not my fault
My brand-new phone has decided to install a bunch of apps I don't want and won't use, then tells me I need more apps after unistalling the first batch. Just because I'm not a sea of games and "free money" apps doesn't mean I don't have it together phone!
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My brand-new phone has decided to install a bunch of apps I don't want and won't use, then tells me I need more apps after unistalling the first batch. Just because I'm not a sea of games and "free money" apps doesn't mean I don't have it together phone!
The joy of getting a new phone is always severely hampered by setting it up
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The joy of getting a new phone is always severely hampered by setting it up
I am more stressed out about having to buy a car than I have any right to be.
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am more stressed out about having to buy a car than I have any right to be.
This place is full of candy and I still managed to crash my blood sugar
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This place is full of candy and I still managed to crash my blood sugar
Halloween at work is always weird. I mean, there's real crisis work going on, but the nurse may or may not be wearing cat ears while handling it
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Halloween at work is always weird. I mean, there's real crisis work going on, but the nurse may or may not be wearing cat ears while handling it
Since I am working Halloween, my usual silent vigil will be in the morning before work.
Between the hours of 10am and Noon PST I will be silent. I will not speak, I will not tweet or post, and I will Remember.
Between the hours of 10am and Noon PST I will be silent. I will not speak, I will not tweet or post, and I will Remember.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Since I am working Halloween, my usual silent vigil will be in the morning before work.
Between the hours of 10am and Noon PST I will be silent. I will not speak, I will not tweet or post, and I will Remember.
Between the hours of 10am and Noon PST I will be silent. I will not speak, I will not tweet or post, and I will Remember.
*fixes all sensors in one department to be on the same timer*
If anything makes all my sensors wonky again, I will come for everyone in that department
If anything makes all my sensors wonky again, I will come for everyone in that department
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*fixes all sensors in one department to be on the same timer*
If anything makes all my sensors wonky again, I will come for everyone in that department
If anything makes all my sensors wonky again, I will come for everyone in that department
Sold a car. Need something new fast
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sold a car. Need something new fast
The fucking check engine light is back on after less than 40 miles. I cannot do this anymore
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The fucking check engine light is back on after less than 40 miles. I cannot do this anymore
Struggling today with anxiety, adrenaline crash and nausea. This shift is gonna be fun
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Struggling today with anxiety, adrenaline crash and nausea. This shift is gonna be fun
Another day another $700
October 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Another day another $700
Getting my car towed to a shop and then a lyft home. What a night.
*SWEARS IN A COMBINATION OF ENGLISH, SPANISH AND FINNISH*
*SWEARS IN A COMBINATION OF ENGLISH, SPANISH AND FINNISH*
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Getting my car towed to a shop and then a lyft home. What a night.
*SWEARS IN A COMBINATION OF ENGLISH, SPANISH AND FINNISH*
*SWEARS IN A COMBINATION OF ENGLISH, SPANISH AND FINNISH*
Yet another crisis. Great
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Yet another crisis. Great