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ashennewt.bsky.social
Ash(iok)
@ashennewt.bsky.social
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MtG, Anime, Terrible Opinions, Gay Thoughts

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ashennewt.bsky.social
wtf were they doing back in the day this was a card somebody thought they needed to do
Word of Undoing - Blue - Instant - Return target creature to it's owner's hand. Return any white enchantments you own on that creature to your hand.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Ichi the Witch spoilers but I'm going to keep harping on about the self cest possession yuri until you idiots pick this manga up LOOK AT THESE FRUITS

(Of not these are side characters but the more main cast rules too. It's fucking peak)
Sammy and Jikishrone holding hands lounging staring at each other discussing how they can shape the world so majiks and humans can coexist. As besties do. Sammy staring at jikishrone as sparkles and butterflies appear and she's saying together we can nurture a future of happiness while clasping both her hands. Like roommates.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
reddit is good sometimes and sometimes its this
Reddit Comment- "We have to stop people from thinking of the humanoid Pokemon as more human than Pokemon, so let's make a point of showing them as pets!" Congratulations! Your Gardevoir has evolved into Petplay Puppygirl gardevoir sitting in a human sized dog bed
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
i think you can be a milf whenever you want but thats definitely the for sure line

also
the age of 30 is in demand
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
Was browsing Hulu with my little brother and stumbled across maybe the gayest sport of all time the Big Boy Soap Hockey League
Boys slipping and sliding The power play Soaped up boys A top down view of the soap pitch
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
🤨
Reddit post on r/2xko "idk I'd this is the right sub for this but is there a place I can find the Warwick model so I can use it in blender?" Warwick being the steampunk wolf man
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
No that aired in 2023
My life as Inukai-san's Dog. DO NOT WATCH ITS ACTUALLY ABOUT RELATIONS WITH A DOG
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
cw food

made some fucking amazing flautas for dinner today they came out so well
oooo really tasty flautas oooo you need them come over
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
i am not kidding
some single cell organism going "he really did vaporize me down to the cellular level wow! this feeling... this must be what its like to be BFFS!!" and then it wiggles
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
Hiding this card from some of yall because you will pass out imagining what she has to smell like
Avatar x MTG card Foggy Swamp Spirit Keeper, a swamp bender lady. Lady who lives in a swamp. Teaching a crocodile catfish not to eat a sentient plant thing
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
I'm sorry what is this heterosexual garbage

WHERE IS JET
Avatar magic scene card showing "couples" with some liberty taken. Sokka and suki, aang and Katara, iroh and his weird horn. Toph and rocks. And then... ZUKO AND MAI WHYYYYY
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
oh how the might have fallen
MTG card Razor Boomerang : 3 to cast 2 to equip Tap and unattach to deal one to a creature and return the boomerang to your hand. A notoriously terrible card MTG Card Trusty Boomerang : 1 to cast 1 to equip pay 1 and tap to tap a creature and return boomerang to your hand
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
thinking about chuchu's six dads
screen grab from gundam witch from mercury of a video call to chuchu's six dads
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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There is a minor villain who is a fairy twink with the entire gimmick being turning people into deer and the first one here is one of the more broken cards put out in a normal set in a while.
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
Get enchanted nerd
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
Ichi the Witch is so cool look qt the GOAT
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
hades 2 spoilers

GIRL WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Eris Hades 2 "Eugh... think I drank way too much bath water back there. Is this what being purified feels like? Whew!"
October 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
eat shit chronos
Hades 2 Victory screen
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
call me 2XKO the way Warwick got me Leaking
warwick leak from 2XKO
October 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
alright there mommy kamina
Hades 2 Hecate "My faith is not in outcomes, 'tis in you! And I've enough of it to last. Should you find yours lacking, I shall always spare you some of mine."
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
Asking the important questions
Someone who clearly has a foot fetish asking if Melinoë has clean feet or not since they are on fire
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
Bro I think the word ur looking for in interspecies not...
Ichi the Witch reddit post "INTERRACIAL SEX IS CANON FUUUUUCK YEAH" and the following image spoilered accompanying it Latest chapter of ichi the Witch, a lady saying "yeah the ba y I'm carrying is the child of a human and a majik" and then a guy looking like a weird angel Digimon behind her
September 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ashennewt.bsky.social
They will never escape each other, fates entwined until the heat death of the universe
The Outer Worlds and Outer Wilds next to each other in the Nintendo e shop on discount
September 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ashennewt.bsky.social
this is basically the lore behind Lorwyn for mtg except with racist elves in both halves
"Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha." meme.
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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CW Hades 2 Spoilers

how am i supposed to stay calm here look at her and shes so determined and aaaa
Little Melinoe saying to Hecate "But you never cry, Hecate! And I wish to become strong, like you! So that I might find Chronos, and destroy him for what he's done. And you could hear my mother's laugh again!"
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM