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zelda 🦋🌻
@ashenechoes.bsky.social
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(she/her 🏳️‍⚧️)

- an actual zelda, not an actual princess
- has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny
- from hyrule, if by “hyrule” you mean michigan

pfp: kevin hong (k141)
cover: @animekki.bsky.social
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this iphone still does 64gb of storage the old-fashioned way (i don’t count the 9gb of apple intelligence that’s been foisted upon me that i have literally never used and cannot delete)
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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have a cute picture of a bunny! bunnies always make me feel better
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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200 PROG
200 TOPICAL PROG
200 DOMPERIDONE
200 WEED
200 BURGERS
200 FRIES
200 TACOS
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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“do you watch any anime“
“oh yeah i’m a big fan of. uh”
[runs to my shower to check my shampoo and conditioner]
[runs back]
JojoBapluslAvender
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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post something random or you’ll have an awful december
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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still waiting, elon
a single lamp buzzes, blood is glinting from my upper lip. the interrogator stands over me and dryly asks, "why. the fuck. did constantinople get the works." i smile weakly, muster the last of my strength, and mutter, "that's nobody's business but the turks'" he flips the table, quoted post from zelda: i'm gonna win the lottery rn just watch zelda: i got two dollars does anyone actually like onions like i know people can tolerate them otherwise they wouldn't be default in burgers but are there actually people who are like "mm-mm, yummy onions" elon: Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69 zelda: please sell all of your stock, build a hut in the middle of nowhere in burkina faso, provide yourself with enough food and water to last for(typo) the rest of your life and never leave that hut again
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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i'm like a werewolf but instead of being changed by the moon, i turn into a theater kid when the tony awards are on [sung to the tune of "house of the rising sun] 🎶there is, a house, in new orleans.🎵 that's it. that's the tweet. there's a house in new orleans. you don't get anything else. LET'S FUCKEN GO BRANDON!!!! keep these gas prices up man, love this, props to you man [zelda's cost for refueling her tank is $69.69. she also filled up with 13.722 gallons but that's not the joke] both washing machines and dishwashers are machines that wash, but how did the mechanized clothes washer come to simply be known as "the washing machine", but the dishwasher didn't? really hope this tweet doesn't have this energy to it [edited garfield strip where jon is putting a lasagna into an oven and says "WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD"
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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zelda on the funny little bird app, tweeting her funny little thoughts wouldn't it be fucked up if someone made a fruit salad and actually put lettuce and ranch and croutons in it it's time for everyone's favorite yearly game show... seasonal! allergies! or! covid! youtu.be/13tnjh3dZw4 (price is right theme song) are your sniffles from flowers? or from a deadly pandemic? what about your classmate? who knows? only one way to find out! let's blow that nose! EPIC RAP BATTLE! ZELDA TWITTER! VS! PF CHANGS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE! BEGIN! zelda: yo, my name is zelda twitter and i'm here to say, i'm about to win this battle in a major way! pf changs wikipedia article: P. F. Chang's China Bistro is an American- based, Asian-themed, casual di "hey, i don't know about you, but i'm feeling Like Committing Arson" -taylor swift, if she was an arsonist
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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i have thoughts about will smith/chris rock be i was an actor, but the key thing to remember is that i *was* an actor and i no longer give a shit about hollywood so i don't care about the thoughts i have on it anymore note: this is about the will smith/chris rock slap at the oscars WOW! BREAKING NEWS FROM 😱 shit.my.pants.news.cn image: CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER TURNS OUT TO BE A CAT (a picture of a small brown kitten and justin trudeau are side-by-side. a red arrow points at justin trudeau with a red circle crudely placed over justin. irrefutable evidence. the image is attributed to @tomatoes_69420) (a twitter disclaimer reads: ! Stay Informed This Tweet links to a China state-affiliated media website. Find out more) why is the plural of goose geese, but the plural of moose isn't meese zelda, responding to a tweet looking for some of the most incredible photos of all time: let's get some space photos in here! 1. first photo taken of earth from space, 1946 2. first photo taken on the moon, 1969 3. pale blue dot taken by voyager 1, 3.7 billion miles away from earth, 1990 4. hubble extreme deep field featuring 5,500 galaxies, 2012 @SocialSurfer78: All fake zelda: do some independent research on the "you're fucking braindead" theory
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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i like making memes for myself like how big is the overlap in the venn diagram of people who like ironic minion facebook memes and people who know gerrymandered congressional districts image: I'm In Shape. Unfortunately That Shape Is maryland's 3rd congressional district [diagram of maryland's 3rd congressional district circa 2010-2019] quoted post: The Ugly Wickey Club Discover the first collection of Ugly Wickey on @opensea... 1026 Items at the last checkpoint . opensea.io/collection/ugl... zelda: hey @Disney @shopDisney @DisneyStudios @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks @DisneyAnimation @DisneyD23 @WaltDisneyCo @radiodisney @DisneyXD @DisneyWWorlds @DisneyTVA @DisneyTVStudios @Disneylnstitute @Disneylnterns @DisneyOnlce @Disneyland this page is profiting off mickey's likeness broke: in favor of a no-fly zone to help ukraine woke: against a no-fly zone since that'lI mean wwiii bespoke: in favor of a no-fly zone so i can finally get nuked anyway nato should instate a no-fly zone on this installation of "memes i made pretty much for myself and myself alone" image: peter griffin running away, afraid, from the beach boys kokomo album cover. the impact font meme text reads: THAT'S IT - YOU'RE GOING TO ~~BRAZIL~~ KOKOMO
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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fun fact: nft actually stands for nungle fungle bungle. "eugh zelda then that actually stands for nfb" fuck you currently eating a disproportionately high amount of slim jims after midnight in vain attempts to fill the void topotun the ukrainian defense bunny will save the day image: topotun, a brown lop-eared bunny, wearing ukrainian police gear. https://www.boredpanda.com/police-students-orthodox-easter-rabbit-ukraine-dduvs-in-ua/ i'm in the strange position where i'm completely at peace with being vaporized in nuclear hellfire but also going to target to pick up scissors and a stapler bc i have classes tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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frank sinatra started the war on christmas when he wanted to make our good american yuletides gay wouldn't it be funny if lance armstrong actually had a lance that he used during the tour de france instead of injecting steroids into his ass pictured: lance armstrong using his strong arm to lance a lowly competitor to win the 2005 tour de france (the bike exploded and died, rest in heavenly peace you angel) image: lance armstrong using his strong arm to lance a lowly competitor to win the 2005 tour de france (the bike exploded and died, rest in heavenly peace you angel). the stick guy who got lanced and died simply says "fuck" The Good Grips Etched Box Grater with Removable Zester is the 4-in-1 prepping solution you've been looking for. Each side of the Grater features a different surface: medium grater, coarse grater, slicer and removable zester. The slicer is angled for a smooth cut, and the e breaking: twitter user zelda silentfellstar sells out to the shadowy "big cheese" cabal we conducted an interview with local mobster, franco "big cheese" difrancesco regarding the matter. he stated, "i really gotta dump a shit so make this snappy will ya?" unfortunately the 2 hour interview was not recorded and our sound guy paul was shot by difrancesco as revenge. oh me? i'm doing what any self- respecting 21 year old college student does on a saturday night. listen to the fiddler on the roof soundtrack while looking up amtrak history for no reason
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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goodness, i haven't tweeted about how much ohio sucks today! ohio sucks diogenes bringing a featherless chicken to prove plato wrong was history's first ratio here's a man for you dumbass + you fell off + unfollowed + ratio [picture of a featherless chicken] tw// spiderman spoiler . . . . . . . . . . han solo dies in star wars episode 7. i haven't actually seen spiderman so idk what's going on in it and don't care figured out a new pet peeve, ads that don't tell you anything "our product is [number] times more effective at [task] than our competitors" ok good, go market that product "celebrity do funny dance haha:) buy our product" fuck off directly to hell
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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quoted post: "A gallon of milk was $1.99. Now it's $2.79. When you buy 12 gallons a week times four weeks, that's a lot of money." @EvanMcS goes grocery shopping with the Stotlers and shows us how badly inflation is hitting the middle class. zelda: The Stotlers buy 12 gallons of milk a week. They used to pay $95.52 every 4 weeks. Now they pay $133.92 every 4 weeks. How much did a gallon of milk previously cost, and how much does it cost now? Please show your work using the formulas we discussed in class. "hey are you alright" [playing komm susser tod on repeat] "Yeah I'm Fucking Fine" (lying) image: boo hoo i purposely killed people after driving over the state line to shoot them you're welcome [This Tweet is from a suspended account. Learn more] legitimately don't care what a murder sympathizer has to say or post, have a good day zelda: he didn't have a good day count em up: 3 dudes image: 3 small birds
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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new hot joke of the summer there's a guy named craig who's walking down the street on his way to work. on the other side of the street walking in craig's direction is a tourist. as they pass one another, they don't see each other because they're on opposite sides of the street. hey thanks also @ViacomCBS @Nickelodeon @NickAnimation @SpongeBob @SpongeBobMovie @SpongeBobBway @viacbsadsales @ViaCBSGlobalDst @ParamountPics @ParamountMovies @paramountnet @ParamountIRL @cbs @CBSTweet, this guy is trying to profit off of spongebob's likeness everybody gangsta until lap 52 of the 2018 german grand prix this is a subtweet at myself for the love of god and all that is holy, what is the dog doin
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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"i'm going to put a bunch of red flag emojis after this quote" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 science image: I don't know if zelda is dead or alive until I watch inside the box im love bnuuys :) Shut Up it's called an oven because you of in the cold food which then makes it hot i can't believe it's not butter. you, my friend, have given me butter every day for as long as i can remember, and yet you expect me to believe that the yellow spread you've given to me is in fact something called margarine? i know you're known for your jokes, derek. but please. be straight with me. you've given me butter here. you won't be able to gaslight me into believing that this substance here that looks like butter, smells like butter, tastes like butter, and feels like butter, is not in fact butter. oh. oh very clever, derek. you even gave it a little label that says "i can't believe it's not butter". are you taunting me? for all the times i've taken care of your daughter while you're at work and all i've ever asked for is butter in repayment, you have the audacity to give me this. derek, this is butter and i thank you for that. but don't lie to me and try to say that it isn't. don't try and besmirch our pact. for the sake of us, and our relationship moving forward, i cannot believe that this is not butter. have a good day, derek.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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i've been meaning to post this for years but i've routinely forgotten/haven't bothered, so here are all the best Zeldaposts™ from the twitter days
[trips down a flight of stairs into a bucket of glue] "just gemini things, am i right?" disclaimer: i am not a gemini so i don't trip down flights of stairs into buckets of glue you ever just � "if SARS is so deadly, why isn't there a SARS-CoV-2" -some asshole in 2004 YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST CLIMB THE S image: MEME MADE BY THE STAIRS I MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS THE STAIRS OH GOD THE STAIRS YES I U MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS Y MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU MUST YOU MUST CLIMB THE TAIRS JUST CLIMB THE STAIR
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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i would like to apologize to the people of madrid for the godawful nfl product that’s on their field right now
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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imo skunks would be considered a top-tier cute animal if they didn’t smell so bad
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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i love getting a good night’s sleep
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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trying to do exterior housework in 33 degree weather (21 with wind chill) and it is farkin cold out there
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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have a picture of a bunny, hope this helps at least a lil
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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zohran for nyc logo generator at https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html it's comprised of yellow letters with red drop shadow on a blue background. "MY BOY THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE" "FOR"
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM