Updating my resume with my tiddies out
April 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Updating my resume with my tiddies out
“Who up on this mountain wants his back broke”
-cowboys probably
-cowboys probably
March 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Who up on this mountain wants his back broke”
-cowboys probably
-cowboys probably
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me for the rest of spoiler season: impressive. nice. let's see nicol bolas's card
March 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
me for the rest of spoiler season: impressive. nice. let's see nicol bolas's card
Miss LA right now cause I can’t take a pointing selfie in front of a billboard for Flying Lotus’ new movie ASH
March 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Miss LA right now cause I can’t take a pointing selfie in front of a billboard for Flying Lotus’ new movie ASH
Thanks to @meadowcare4all.bsky.social we have been able to determine that acting was invented around 1975 during the production of Rocky Horror Picture Show. This may seem early but it took time to catch on.
March 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thanks to @meadowcare4all.bsky.social we have been able to determine that acting was invented around 1975 during the production of Rocky Horror Picture Show. This may seem early but it took time to catch on.
Hey, Magic players:
What's a movie title that describes your playstyle?
What's a movie title that describes your playstyle?
January 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Hey, Magic players:
What's a movie title that describes your playstyle?
What's a movie title that describes your playstyle?
Nosferatu really puts the cum in succumb. But don’t worry folks cause they don’t skimp out on the succ either.
December 27, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Nosferatu really puts the cum in succumb. But don’t worry folks cause they don’t skimp out on the succ either.
I got really into Magic with New Kamigawa so words like “Azorius” and “Naya” mean so little to me. In my head Grand Arbiter is a bird stax deck and Gishath is Cabaretti Dinos.
December 14, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I got really into Magic with New Kamigawa so words like “Azorius” and “Naya” mean so little to me. In my head Grand Arbiter is a bird stax deck and Gishath is Cabaretti Dinos.
Counterspelling is a trauma response
December 10, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Counterspelling is a trauma response
Woah, it’s monkey monday
December 9, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Woah, it’s monkey monday
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I knew those things were true manifestations of evil
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I knew those things were true manifestations of evil
When the trans masc friend is listening to emo
December 6, 2024 at 1:03 AM
When the trans masc friend is listening to emo
Pretty sad how few human civilizations have entered the Siesta Age of technological development
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Pretty sad how few human civilizations have entered the Siesta Age of technological development
Been trying to explain to my film nerd friends how weird having Shadow of the Erdtree for GotY is by saying. “Imagine if The Penguin got the best picture nom. First you’re struck by how weird it is to be there but since it is it’s like damn, that might win.”
November 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Been trying to explain to my film nerd friends how weird having Shadow of the Erdtree for GotY is by saying. “Imagine if The Penguin got the best picture nom. First you’re struck by how weird it is to be there but since it is it’s like damn, that might win.”
Love dating a cutie that can riff
November 9, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Love dating a cutie that can riff
Daisies (1966) is a premier bimboist manifesto. Watching it with my trans roommate is primitively satisfying.
November 7, 2023 at 7:05 AM
Daisies (1966) is a premier bimboist manifesto. Watching it with my trans roommate is primitively satisfying.
Hegel never did poppers and I find his philosophy lacks because of it
September 30, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Hegel never did poppers and I find his philosophy lacks because of it
Delueze was more than a philosopher. He was first and foremost one of history’s greatest haters.
September 22, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Delueze was more than a philosopher. He was first and foremost one of history’s greatest haters.
10 films to get to know me:
1. Malignant
2. Burning
3. Knife + Heart
4. Funeral Parade of Roses
5. Naked Lunch
6. Black Dynamite
7. First Reformed
8. The Holy Mountain
9. The Empty Man
10. Sorry to Bother You
1. Malignant
2. Burning
3. Knife + Heart
4. Funeral Parade of Roses
5. Naked Lunch
6. Black Dynamite
7. First Reformed
8. The Holy Mountain
9. The Empty Man
10. Sorry to Bother You
10 films to get to know me:
1. Speed Racer
2. Magic Mike XXL
3. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
4. Palm Springs
5. Everybody Wants Some!!
6. Spider-Man 2
7. Spirited Away
8. Avatar: The Way of Water
9. Blade Runner 2049
10. Your Name
1. Speed Racer
2. Magic Mike XXL
3. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
4. Palm Springs
5. Everybody Wants Some!!
6. Spider-Man 2
7. Spirited Away
8. Avatar: The Way of Water
9. Blade Runner 2049
10. Your Name
10 films to get to know me
1) The Guest
2) The Road Warrior
3) Event Horizon
4) Mandy
5) The Ritual
6) Escape From L.A.
7) Prey
8) Aliens
9) Ronin
10) Ravenous
1) The Guest
2) The Road Warrior
3) Event Horizon
4) Mandy
5) The Ritual
6) Escape From L.A.
7) Prey
8) Aliens
9) Ronin
10) Ravenous
July 10, 2023 at 4:34 PM
10 films to get to know me:
1. Malignant
2. Burning
3. Knife + Heart
4. Funeral Parade of Roses
5. Naked Lunch
6. Black Dynamite
7. First Reformed
8. The Holy Mountain
9. The Empty Man
10. Sorry to Bother You
1. Malignant
2. Burning
3. Knife + Heart
4. Funeral Parade of Roses
5. Naked Lunch
6. Black Dynamite
7. First Reformed
8. The Holy Mountain
9. The Empty Man
10. Sorry to Bother You
Tiqqun are cool cause they talk about using bazookas to liberate friends from prison and we all agree that they’re really complicated philosophers
July 9, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Tiqqun are cool cause they talk about using bazookas to liberate friends from prison and we all agree that they’re really complicated philosophers
Imagining a piss fetishist whose really into Delueze & Guattari
July 9, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Imagining a piss fetishist whose really into Delueze & Guattari
I used to get confused about which one was 12am and which was 12pm. Then I learned that pm stood for “penis magic” and am stood for “ass magic” and now I Get It.
July 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
I used to get confused about which one was 12am and which was 12pm. Then I learned that pm stood for “penis magic” and am stood for “ass magic” and now I Get It.
Apprentice.Noise makes music for blue sky transsexuals
July 6, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Apprentice.Noise makes music for blue sky transsexuals