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Fred and Ethel enjoying the backyard water feature. Meanwhile my dogs are peeing in the foyer in protest of not being allowed out back to chase them off. I can happily live with that.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Fred and Ethel enjoying the backyard water feature. Meanwhile my dogs are peeing in the foyer in protest of not being allowed out back to chase them off. I can happily live with that.
I mean, goose/gander and all that goodness.
December 12, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I mean, goose/gander and all that goodness.
Advertise your account with just one image.
Mine: Inappropriate nerd humor plus dogs.
Mine: Inappropriate nerd humor plus dogs.
December 8, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
Mine: Inappropriate nerd humor plus dogs.
Mine: Inappropriate nerd humor plus dogs.
“Having and eating cake” for the right. There’s no winning for losing on that side of the divide.
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 PM
“Having and eating cake” for the right. There’s no winning for losing on that side of the divide.
From three years ago and it’s still holding true. (Sadly, it will only escalate for a while.)
December 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
From three years ago and it’s still holding true. (Sadly, it will only escalate for a while.)
I’m suuuuuuuuuuure these super-rich folks got in based on merit and will absolutely do everything they can for the least among us. </sarcasm>
December 7, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I’m suuuuuuuuuuure these super-rich folks got in based on merit and will absolutely do everything they can for the least among us. </sarcasm>
Now that I’m on BleuSky, I’m absolutely going to need @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to say something about Trompe-l'œil to recreate my initiation into OG Twitter before it’s enshitification.
December 7, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Now that I’m on BleuSky, I’m absolutely going to need @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to say something about Trompe-l'œil to recreate my initiation into OG Twitter before it’s enshitification.
I communicate through memes. It’s easier than than my introvert INTJ 500-words or more take. I’m trying to curtail that method on BlueSky but this one was too good to pass up.
December 2, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I communicate through memes. It’s easier than than my introvert INTJ 500-words or more take. I’m trying to curtail that method on BlueSky but this one was too good to pass up.
Worth remembering as we head into Peak Family Time. In my 53 years, this is the most eloquently stated guiding principle to my life. (AKA how I’ve always viewed any fallout.)
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Worth remembering as we head into Peak Family Time. In my 53 years, this is the most eloquently stated guiding principle to my life. (AKA how I’ve always viewed any fallout.)
If we keep referring to Leon Muskrat as **The Shadow President**, 🍊💩🤡 will shunt him to the hinterlands with all due haste.
November 28, 2024 at 6:07 AM
If we keep referring to Leon Muskrat as **The Shadow President**, 🍊💩🤡 will shunt him to the hinterlands with all due haste.
Help a clueless person, please! I clicked on it and then …? Mute? Block? I want to block all scrapers that they list. (I don’t want to mute/block the creators of the list.)
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Help a clueless person, please! I clicked on it and then …? Mute? Block? I want to block all scrapers that they list. (I don’t want to mute/block the creators of the list.)
Star Trek? Sign me up! Sandwiches? Sign me up, twice! Politics? Okay, I’ll tolerate it. (Tonight and last night’s dinners.) TWICE!
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Star Trek? Sign me up! Sandwiches? Sign me up, twice! Politics? Okay, I’ll tolerate it. (Tonight and last night’s dinners.) TWICE!
I really don’t want to wish will of anyone. I just hope Mother Karma is watching out for us.
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I really don’t want to wish will of anyone. I just hope Mother Karma is watching out for us.
It’s adorable watching the final meltdown from afar (at Reddit & here).
[I killed my Twitter accounts about 2 weeks after Leon took over.]
[I killed my Twitter accounts about 2 weeks after Leon took over.]
November 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
It’s adorable watching the final meltdown from afar (at Reddit & here).
[I killed my Twitter accounts about 2 weeks after Leon took over.]
[I killed my Twitter accounts about 2 weeks after Leon took over.]
Just so we are clear … it’s all private and personal in the stall.
WGAFlyingF what’s going on in another stall?
WGAFlyingF what’s going on in another stall?
November 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Just so we are clear … it’s all private and personal in the stall.
WGAFlyingF what’s going on in another stall?
WGAFlyingF what’s going on in another stall?
🍕Payday Pepperoni Pizza with Chianti🍷. It’s some amazing dough that started on Mon, eaten on Fri; great flavor, spicy pepp, red pepper flakes. I love my life.
November 23, 2024 at 6:34 AM
🍕Payday Pepperoni Pizza with Chianti🍷. It’s some amazing dough that started on Mon, eaten on Fri; great flavor, spicy pepp, red pepper flakes. I love my life.
Show me your pet and what they were named after.
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Show me your pet and what they were named after.
1964, Uncle Earl is teaching his IBM colleagues how to use the new time card system he developed.
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
1964, Uncle Earl is teaching his IBM colleagues how to use the new time card system he developed.
I’ve figured out why I like BlueSky.
November 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I’ve figured out why I like BlueSky.
I’m a bit slow on the uptake, assuredly, but surely Leon’s nonstop can’t-get-rid-of-him presence went into the naming. What a dillwad. As if DOGE will actually help his stupid crypto crap.
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I’m a bit slow on the uptake, assuredly, but surely Leon’s nonstop can’t-get-rid-of-him presence went into the naming. What a dillwad. As if DOGE will actually help his stupid crypto crap.
Halloween is my jam. I create a whole vibe. Four consecutive first-place team wins with me leading the charge.
November 19, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Halloween is my jam. I create a whole vibe. Four consecutive first-place team wins with me leading the charge.
The dog breed no one’s ever heard of: Schipperke (Skip-er-key)
My crew waiting for Sunday brunch scraps, of which there were none.
My crew waiting patiently for brunch scraps.
Back row: Bianca (18 lb, 5 yrs), Buddy (20 lb, 7 yrs)
Front: LuciFur (15 lb, 3 yrs)
My crew waiting for Sunday brunch scraps, of which there were none.
My crew waiting patiently for brunch scraps.
Back row: Bianca (18 lb, 5 yrs), Buddy (20 lb, 7 yrs)
Front: LuciFur (15 lb, 3 yrs)
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
The dog breed no one’s ever heard of: Schipperke (Skip-er-key)
My crew waiting for Sunday brunch scraps, of which there were none.
My crew waiting patiently for brunch scraps.
Back row: Bianca (18 lb, 5 yrs), Buddy (20 lb, 7 yrs)
Front: LuciFur (15 lb, 3 yrs)
My crew waiting for Sunday brunch scraps, of which there were none.
My crew waiting patiently for brunch scraps.
Back row: Bianca (18 lb, 5 yrs), Buddy (20 lb, 7 yrs)
Front: LuciFur (15 lb, 3 yrs)